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53SoWal Insider
Loungers - want to seceed?:funn:
Who would have us?


Beach Fanatic
Hmmmmm Perhaps SoWal could Secede from Florida. Will Lynnie be SoWal's first Royal Princess? ;-)
SoWal InsiderAuthor
We'll have each other! And, DD, too! Douglas, we might need your fast boat!
SoWal Expert

SoWal Expert
Why is this the Southern solution to everything? :roll:
P.S. Secede
P.P.S. I gots a passport - I'll come visit!
P.S. Secede
P.P.S. I gots a passport - I'll come visit!

Beach Fanatic
Why is this the Southern solution to everything? :roll:
P.S. Secede
P.P.S. I gots a passport - I'll come visit!
As the Royal Princess of Sowal's official Concierge and Boat Boy Extraordinaire, I will note that I already subtly corrected her minor butchery of the word Secede. Shall you be arriving to our fair country via bike or motorcade Scooterbug? I shall have the chocolate and wine awaiting at our customs office which is quaintly named Red Bar. ;-)

SoWal Expert
Puck that - nearest beach access w/ plastic cup n view o' stars! 
SWGB
This raises some logistics questions. I'm sure we can get to them after the annual 6 month long celebration of beach lounging and drinking.
Where will our capital be located?
What will our currency be?
Monarchy, oligarchy, democracy, socialism, communism, or anarchy?
If a democracy would you have to be a natural born citizen to serve as President, this would limit us to an annual change from shallowsnole to shallowsfuzz, of course on the years he serves we'll be without a military leader. This could be a problem until shallowsquirt and other "kids" have gotten old enough to serve. Perhaps Andy A could fill in as a military leader so we don't have a dictatorship.
Where will our capital be located?
What will our currency be?
Monarchy, oligarchy, democracy, socialism, communism, or anarchy?
If a democracy would you have to be a natural born citizen to serve as President, this would limit us to an annual change from shallowsnole to shallowsfuzz, of course on the years he serves we'll be without a military leader. This could be a problem until shallowsquirt and other "kids" have gotten old enough to serve. Perhaps Andy A could fill in as a military leader so we don't have a dictatorship.
SoWal InsiderAuthor
Oh Scooterbug, hang on to your passport. You'll need a larger boat to carry ALL of our typos!
SoWal Insider
This raises some logistics questions. I'm sure we can get to them after the annual 6 month long celebration of beach lounging and drinking.i nominate manuel as minister of substances de noche
Where will our capital be located?
What will our currency be?
Monarchy, oligarchy, democracy, socialism, communism, or anarchy?
If a democracy would you have to be a natural born citizen to serve as President, this would limit us to an annual change from shallowsnole to shallowsfuzz, of course on the years he serves we'll be without a military leader. This could be a problem until shallowsquirt and other "kids" have gotten old enough to serve. Perhaps Andy A could fill in as a military leader so we don't have a dictatorship.
SoWal InsiderAuthor
Crawdaddies and beer~~~~~~~~
SoWal Insider
This raises some logistics questions. I'm sure we can get to them after the annual 6 month long celebration of beach lounging and drinking.
Where will our capital be located?
What will our currency be?
Monarchy, oligarchy, democracy, socialism, communism, or anarchy?
If a democracy would you have to be a natural born citizen to serve as President, this would limit us to an annual change from shallowsnole to shallowsfuzz, of course on the years he serves we'll be without a military leader. This could be a problem until shallowsquirt and other "kids" have gotten old enough to serve. Perhaps Andy A could fill in as a military leader so we don't have a dictatorship.
The larger currency should be, a sheet load.
The smaller currency should be, a but+ load.
Beyond that, you are on your own.
SoWal Expert
Anatomically speaking isn't a buttload bigger than a sheet load?
I think the currency should be called Sowals and 1 Sowal = 1 drink.
I think the currency should be called Sowals and 1 Sowal = 1 drink.
beats on hood
Loungers - want to seceed?I must have missed something.:funn:

SoWal InsiderAuthor
BR, just say, "Hells Yes!" You can wear orange, purple, gold, whateva......but no vera bradley!! Scooterbug, I like the currency - I need a scotch! "How many sowal is that?" SWGB - no politics here; that's why we are in seceesssshun. Douglas, am digging your set up! We'll arrive in the Big Ass RV that GTTBM knows how to steer with a sheet load of sowal!
(I really do wish I could create my own world!)
(I really do wish I could create my own world!)
SoWal Insider
Anatomically speaking isn't a buttload bigger than a sheet load?
I think the currency should be called Sowals and 1 Sowal = 1 drink.
In some cultures yes. Although, being a G.R.I.T. I always heard the term sheet load in regards to a large quantity and a but+ load defining a lesser quantity.
Kind of like... a dime being smaller than a nickle. Same thing.
However, I could embrace your version, as well.
Either one makes as much sense as any of the rest of this does.SWGB
Lets use sowal stickers, first rounds on me. 
SoWal InsiderAuthor
In some cultures yes. Although, being a G.R.I.T. I always heard the term sheet load in regards to a large quantity and a but+ load defining a lesser quantity.
Kind of like... a dime being smaller than a nickle. Same thing.
However, I could embrace your version, as well.Either one makes as much sense as any of the rest of this does.
Where does boat load fit in?

SoWal Insider
Where does boat load fit in?
I'll have to get back to you on that one.
SoWal InsiderAuthor
I learned this evening that I am speaking like I am writing. Must be some kinda' condition!
Beach Fanatic
Where does boat load fit in?
That's a different fee based on being at sea versus land based whilst imbibing.
Beach Fanatic
This raises some logistics questions. I'm sure we can get to them after the annual 6 month long celebration of beach lounging and drinking.I vote for anarchy since that is what most threads seem to turn into.
Where will our capital be located?
What will our currency be?
Monarchy, oligarchy, democracy, socialism, communism, or anarchy?
If a democracy would you have to be a natural born citizen to serve as President, this would limit us to an annual change from shallowsnole to shallowsfuzz, of course on the years he serves we'll be without a military leader. This could be a problem until shallowsquirt and other "kids" have gotten old enough to serve. Perhaps Andy A could fill in as a military leader so we don't have a dictatorship.
Beach Fanatic
I don't know if you want me...I thought you were asking if we wanted to SUCCEED.
SoWal InsiderAuthor
I don't know if you want me...I thought you were asking if we wanted to SUCCEED.
Always a wise ass..... just kidding.
We succeed in our seceede! Of course we want you - we welcome everyone! Come on over! Evidently, Scooter is printing some sowal for us and we should be all set. Although, we need a Lounge Anthem.
Beach Fanatic
Always a wise ass..... just kidding.How about "I Cry for You"?We succeed in our seceede! Of course we want you - we welcome everyone! Come on over! Evidently, Scooter is printing some sowal for us and we should be all set.
Although, we need a Lounge Anthem.
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