Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her very pregnant mommy so he could see while he delivered the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Her mother, Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted Connor by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his butt again!" :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
DBOldfordDBOldfordBeach FanaticNapa Valley, CA990 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
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DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her very pregnant mommy so he could see while he delivered the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Her mother, Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted Connor by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his butt again!" :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :floor: :floor:
Teresa
TeresaSoWal GuideSouth Walton, FL30,973 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Guide
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love it! kids know a lot more than we think... :rolling:
love it! kids know a lot more than we think... :rolling:
RiverOtter
RiverOttergot any pics?Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States11,444 postsJoined View profileMessagegot any pics?
Sure if you want them to be scarred for life :puke:
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Gypsea
GypseaBeach FanaticPittsburgh, PA; Watercolor1,497 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
Out of the mouths of babes!!! :lolabove:
Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
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