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Man tells police woman stole his sex toy | police, road, niceville - Local News - WaltonSun.com

Man tells police woman stole his sex toy


August 21, 2009 12:08 PM

Wendy Victora
Florida Freedom News
NICEVILLE -- Police were called to a home on Buddy Phelps Road late on the night of Aug. 11 to take a report on a stolen dildy.
The man who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week and when she left, she took his dildy. He added that he had paid about $70 for it. The officer asked him if he'd bought it for the woman. The man said he'd bought it to use with that woman, as well as with other women.
The officer contacted the woman who said she had his dildy, but he had her camera. The man said he would give her back her camera when she returned his sexual device. About 15 minutes later, the woman came back with a male friend and returned the dildy.
She got her camera back, but was concerned the memory card was missing. When the officer told her that was a civil matter, she wanted to know why the dildy hadn't been a civil matter.
The officer told her he had not made her bring the device back, only asked her to so the matter could be settled.

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scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#2
And the police needed to be involved because? :idontno:
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#3
:clap: yay! he's back! Now i have to go back and read the post.:blush:
picky
#4
Someone knows how to make a re-entrance with a splash. :clap:
Matt J avatar
SWGBAuthor
#5
Honestly that one just fell into my lap. :biggrin:

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