Smokin/Drinkin/Cussin

My condolences. I'm pretty sure I'd rather take $*C#><% needle in the eye than tea-total with Chuck E.

My sentiments exactly. You'd need to drink a case of beer to tolerate 100 screaming kids and video games. DD, let this be a lesson, drink before you go. (that should be CC slogan)

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My sentiments exactly. You'd need to drink a case of beer to tolerate 100 screaming kids and video games. DD, let this be a lesson, drink before you go. (that should be CC slogan)

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:floor::floor:Excellent advice, ssb!!!

I know!!!



Yep...pretty much my sentiments. At least it's over for another year. I'll be glad when the little ones are over it. It's such a rip off!:angry:

we drove to the Chuck E Cheese in PC a few years ago for a kiddie bday party. we decided we would NEVER do it again. that place was rank, scary, old, yuck. but the kids love it. who cares - we're still never going again. the one in PC must be the first one ever built and never updated. the big robotic creatures up on stage moving slowly as they played music were definitely creepy.

😱 Ludicrous



I was doing some C&D at Sally's backside last night

What the &*%%. Why wasn't I told there was SDC session at Sally's? :bang:

:floor: Clearly I drank too many martinis and evidently I borrowed LVT's pipe - tried to cuss with Y'all in some wee hours, but blabbered instead, giggled, spun around and landed in bed!

:floor: Clearly I drank too many martinis and evidently I borrowed LVT's pipe - tried to cuss with Y'all in some wee hours, but blabbered instead, giggled, spun around and landed in bed!

All's well that ends well! Congrats on not farting when you giggled and
spun around :clap:

All's well that ends well! Congrats on not farting when you giggled and
spun around :clap:

:lol: That would have made me giggle! :lol:

@!*$*!$ :bang: i need a puckin drink.

All's well that ends well! Congrats on not farting when you giggled and
spun around :clap:

I did that in class last week. We were laughing about something, I farted, apologized, and then we all started rolling with laughter.

I did the Doug Clark and The Hotnuts routine for them:
Who fired that shot?
I fired it.
I thought you "fired it," boy.

Of course, they have never heard of Doug Clark and The Hotnuts. And their parents probably haven't either.:blush:

Two old maids ...
My dingaling ...
etc.

Reminds me of Bingo night at The Cloister, right Kimmifunn?

I did that in class last week. We were laughing about something, I farted, apologized, and then we all started rolling with laughter.

I did the Doug Clark and The Hotnuts routine for them:
Who fired that shot?
I fired it.
I thought you "fired it," boy.

Of course, they have never heard of Doug Clark and The Hotnuts. And their parents probably haven't either.:blush:

Two old maids ...
My dingaling ...
etc.

Reminds me of Bingo night at The Cloister, right Kimmifunn?

that's hilarious!!!!:floor::floor::floor:

and I do admire that you can type up a real live farting story about yourself and post publicly! allifunn and franny - stfu now! :rolling:

that's hilarious!!!!:floor::floor::floor:

and I do admire that you can type up a real live farting story about yourself and post publicly! allifunn and franny - stfu now! :rolling:

;-) C'est moi.:lol:

BR, :floor: :floor:

I guess it's too early for some s/d/c!! I'll be back! 😀

Where is it going down tonight? My sissy is in town and she can cuss like a sailor worse than me and drink me under the table...not gonna talk about that other thing 🙂

What the &*%%. Why wasn't I told there was SDC session at Sally's? :bang:

DAUYM girl...we need to make PLANSSSSS!!!

that's hilarious!!!!:floor::floor::floor:

and I do admire that you can type up a real live farting story about yourself and post publicly! allifunn and franny - stfu now! :rolling:

zip zip zip 😀 :floor:

I think I did some s/d/c this weekend. I need some more sleep, like maybe an entire 24 hours!

Anybody there???? :wave:

:rolling:

Anybody there???? :wave:

I was just cussin you for not being around. You need to come over and let's have ChefEd serve us some #$T#$ wine!

:rolling:
I was just cussin you for not being around. You need to come over and let's have ChefEd serve us some #$T#$ wine!

I love this plan....when?? 😀 (I'll bring the cheese)

2/3 ain't bad! Where is everyone?

2/3 ain't bad! Where is everyone?

I'm here, but I am one tired smoker, drinker, cusser tonight!!

Me too. I am wore out!

And it's only Tuesday, LuLu. We might not make it till Friday. :shock:

In fact, I'm gonna go have a smoke, drink some water, cuss out Mr. DD and go to bed. Night y'all. :wave:

Well puck! 😀

I'm tired too - this dumbarse BP clusterpuck is draining me with all the stress n tension.

Doc Scooty prescribes finishing the bottle of wine ;-).