I have been away from SoWal so just wanted to catch up with everyone...
I officially quit my job 3 weeks ago and am doing temp work right now. It sucks. If you know anyone in Nashville let me know. I need a job ASAP.
Love life- going great. Gone on a few dates, talked some football, ate great food...yada yada yada I love being single. Of course I have a crush on a guy I am working with right now but whatev.
Going to a wedding this weekend and will be reunited with all of my high school/ college friends. It's at Lake Martin, Alabama so it should be lots of funn.
I got a new cell phone. I don't like. I love it.
Bama's 3-0. I don't like it. I don't love it. I heart it. No one has ever looked as good on a football field (looks wise) than John Parker Wilson. Ok maybe Jay Cutler (who I still heart) and Brodie...but who's counting?
Still trying to figure out what I'm going to be for Halloween. Maybe a pregnant, dark-haired Britney Spears. Too easy.
So, what's up with everybody else. I just don't feel like reading all the other posts. Just give me highlights.
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whitey! you missed the first birthday celebration of the penis cake thread!
and speaking of woopie cushions, Jfunn, spidey is getting into big time trouble in school for saying "I tooted..." and getting all his buddies talking about toot, poot, poop, poopy, poo poo. I told the teacher that his friend and aunt taught him those words. not me...
and speaking of woopie cushions, Jfunn, spidey is getting into big time trouble in school for saying "I tooted..." and getting all his buddies talking about toot, poot, poop, poopy, poo poo. I told the teacher that his friend and aunt taught him those words. not me...
bean
whitey! you missed the first birthday celebration of the penis cake thread!
and speaking of woopie cushions, Jfunn, spidey is getting into big time trouble in school for saying "I tooted..." and getting all his buddies talking about toot, poot, poop, poopy, poo poo. I told the teacher that his friend and aunt taught him those words. not me...
Well would fart be better? :funn: All little ones go through that stage. It is just soooo funny to them. Reminds me of a story: my neighbor Connor was at school and he was listening to the morning announcements. They announced there would be no tutoring that day. He took that as no tooting!!!!
Poor guy probably held it in all day. :funn: Edited
superJfunn
You're in limbo - anyone mind telling Mom what is going on?!?!!
seeing that whitey won't i will. whitey was at a honky tonk last weekend when to her surprise she saw the man of her dreams. He had hair like Billy Ray and it blew back when he walked :roll: So they started dancing and one thing lead to another and they found themselves at the Waffle House drinking tequila in the parking lot and laughing until the sun came up. On Sunday she went to church with him and met all 8 of his kids. She even knew one of them from a bar she is a regular at. So this week long romance has been nothing but wine and roses and her new "Billy Ray" has popped the question. Will she accept
only time will tell. He said he need to know before the Talladega race so he can plan their wedding accordingly.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
seeing that whitey won't i will. whitey was at a honky tonk last weekend when to her surprise she saw the man of her dreams. He had hair like Billy Ray and it blew back when he walked :roll: So they started dancing and one thing lead to another and they found themselves at the Waffle House drinking tequila in the parking lot and laughing until the sun came up. On Sunday she went to church with him and met all 8 of his kids. She even knew one of them from a bar she is a regular at. So this week long romance has been nothing but wine and roses and her new "Billy Ray" has popped the question. Will she accept
:funn:
Beach Fanatic
That's good jfunn. 
SoWal Insider
seeing that whitey won't i will. whitey was at a honky tonk last weekend when to her surprise she saw the man of her dreams. He had hair like Billy Ray and it blew back when he walked :roll: So they started dancing and one thing lead to another and they found themselves at the Waffle House drinking tequila in the parking lot and laughing until the sun came up. On Sunday she went to church with him and met all 8 of his kids. She even knew one of them from a bar she is a regular at. So this week long romance has been nothing but wine and roses and her new "Billy Ray" has popped the question. Will she accept
Please let us know when they register for their Chinet! I'll definetely spring for a 24 pak.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Please let us know when they register for their Chinet! I'll definetely spring for a 24 pak.
And I will spring for the plasticwear and dixie cups!!!
superJfunn
i just want everyone to know that this seems like true love so no jokes
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
i just want everyone to know that this seems like true love so no jokes
Well, bless their hearts!!!!
SoWal Insider
i just want everyone to know that this seems like true love so no jokes
I hope we get plenty of advance notice if they decide to tie the knot. I'll need time to rinse out my dress daisy dukes and let them line dry! I just love the romance of a NASCAR weekend wedding.
picky
I hope we get plenty of advance notice if they decide to tie the knot. I'll need time to rinse out my dress daisy dukes and let them line dry! I just love the romance of a NASCAR weekend wedding.
How about a wedding at the track? The best destination wedding I ever hope to be invited to!
superJfunn
How about a wedding at the track? The best destination wedding I ever hope to be invited to!
one thing at a time mermy :nono1: she has to say yes first
SoWal StaffAuthor
one thing at a time mermy :nono1: she has to say yes first
His name isn't Billy Ray. It's Bob Joe Junior ok and I said yes. We are registered at your local liquor store and Wal-Mart. Thanks for all the kind words!!:clap_1:
SoWal Insider
His name isn't Billy Ray. It's Bob Joe Junior ok and I said yes. We are registered at your local liquor store and Wal-Mart. Thanks for all the kind words!!:clap_1:
Congrats gull! All the best. 
SoWal Expert
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fartblossom
here's what's new with me - nothing.
Beach Fanatic
His name isn't Billy Ray. It's Bob Joe Junior ok and I said yes. We are registered at your local liquor store and Wal-Mart. Thanks for all the kind words!!:clap_1:
superJfunn
His name isn't Billy Ray. It's Bob Joe Junior ok and I said yes. We are registered at your local liquor store and Wal-Mart. Thanks for all the kind words!!:clap_1:
i was comparing his hair to a billy ray mullet :roll:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
His name isn't Billy Ray. It's Bob Joe Junior ok and I said yes. We are registered at your local liquor store and Wal-Mart. Thanks for all the kind words!!:clap_1:
I would like to be your matron of honor whitey. I promise I will wear my best pair of overalls!!!!
SoWal Expert
I would like to be your matron of honor whitey. I promise I will wear my best pair of overalls!!!!
Darlene, this is a fancy affair. Were you raised in a barn or something? Cutoffs and high heels only, with your dressy tube top, missy.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Darlene, this is a fancy affair. Were you raised in a barn or something? Cutoffs and high heels only, with your dressy tube top, missy.
And big hair....I am there!!!!
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Darlene, this is a fancy affair. Were you raised in a barn or something? Cutoffs and high heels only, with your dressy tube top, missy.
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