WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, January 23rd, 2006
NEW CLASSES WILL BEGIN ON February 2nd, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM.
Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table
Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The
Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant
Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and
Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The
Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open
Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your
Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday,
Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life
Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be
determined.
Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises,
Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To
Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 The Kitchen Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live
Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Admin
:roll: 😀
got any pics?
:scratch: Hmmmm.... I would sign up but I would need a class on how to sign up for classes myself 😀
SoWal Expert
I may be interested in a couple of those for myself, like the washing dishes one, but I know some females who could benefit from more classes than myself. :idontno:
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Melissa...I love you!!!!!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
SoWal Insider
:floor: I know the male half in this household could use some of those classes. Won't elaborate on which ones! But he knows!
fartblossom
:rolling:
Beach Fanatic
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
I took this class, and believe me 2 hours for 4 weeks was not nearly enough time. Have not hit the bathtub lately, but the floor thing takes a lot of practice.:floor:
I took this class, and believe me 2 hours for 4 weeks was not nearly enough time. Have not hit the bathtub lately, but the floor thing takes a lot of practice.:floor:
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