SoWal MADLIBS!!!

jdarg, do you realize that what you're doing is part of formal language theory at the graduate school level in computer science?

Here's one of my homework assignments for my students:
Given the CFG (context-free grammar) on page 227 of Cohen's Intoduction to Computer Theory, derive the sentence "itchy the bear hugs jumpy the dog" using the productions of the CFG.

sentence → subject predicate →noun-phrase predicate → adjective noun-phrase predicate → adjective article noun-phrase predicate → adjective article noun predicate → adjective article noun verb noun-phrase → adjective article noun verb adjective noun-phrase → adjective article noun verb adjective article noun-phrase → adjective article noun verb adjective article noun → itchy the bear hugs jumpy the dog

jdarg, do you realize that what you're doing is part of formal language theory at the graduate school level in computer science?

Here's one of my homework assignments for my students:
Given the CFG (context-free grammar) on page 227 of Cohen's Intoduction to Computer Theory, derive the sentence "itchy the bear hugs jumpy the dog" using the productions of the CFG.

sentence → subject predicate →noun-phrase predicate → adjective noun-phrase predicate → adjective article noun-phrase predicate → adjective article noun predicate → adjective article noun verb noun-phrase → adjective article noun verb adjective noun-phrase → adjective article noun verb adjective article noun-phrase → adjective article noun verb adjective article noun → itchy the bear hugs jumpy the dog

Of course I knew that.


:lie:

Of course I knew that.


:lie:

You might not have known it, but what I'm saying is true. Formal language theory is a huge area of research in computer science, as well as linguistics and even areas as such as biology. One of my professors when I was working on my doctorate at UF, Dr. Lindenmayer, discovered Lindenmayer Systems (or L-Systems as they are known today). He used them as a model for cell growth and hoped to discover a cure for cancer from these models.

Hee hee # 3--- give me some racy words here

1. adjective - lubricated
2. adjective - hot-blooded
3.adjective - pendulous
4.adjective - engorged
5. noun - G-spot
6.adjective - steamy
7. plural noun - trapezes
8.noun - zipper
9.type of event - rock concert
10.noun - catsuit
11. noun - personal massager
12. noun - cleavage
13. same noun as 12 - cleavage
14. noun - brothel

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

1. adjective - lubricated
2. adjective - hot-blooded
3.adjective - pendulous
4.adjective - engorged
5. noun - G-spot
6.adjective - steamy
7. plural noun - trapezes
8.noun - zipper
9.type of event - rock concert
10.noun - catsuit
11. noun - personal massager
12. noun - cleavage
13. same noun as 12 - cleavage
14. noun - brothel

now we're talking..

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

you're sick!

1. adjective - lubricated
2. adjective - hot-blooded
3.adjective - pendulous
4.adjective - engorged
5. noun - G-spot
6.adjective - steamy
7. plural noun - trapezes
8.noun - zipper
9.type of event - rock concert
10.noun - catsuit
11. noun - personal massager
12. noun - cleavage
13. same noun as 12 - cleavage
14. noun - brothel

dirty, dirty girl.

now we're talking..

Just wait. I'm having a little wine very soon. Then it will be time for another. I am counting on you to supply words later.

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

OMG, Jenay, I literally did laugh out loud!

dirty, dirty girl.

;-)

Thanks Pea. OK BR- I am going to tart up the language theory a bit. Here is one for Happy Hour, entitled...

How to Introduce Your Boyfriend



Will your family scare your LUBRICATED new boyfriend away? Chances are HOTBLOODED that they will, so you should take some PENDULOUS steps beforehand to ensure an ENGORGED meeting.

1. Encourage your guy to bring a G-SPOT for your mother. (This should guarantee a STEAMY first impression.)

2. If your family has any unusual TRAPEZES, warn your boyfriend ahead of time.

3. Tell your mother not to discuss your ex-ZIPPER and how devastated you were when he called off the ROCK CONCERT at the last CATSUIT.

4. Finally, don't panic. Your PERSONAL MASSAGER will still love you. floor: ) After all, he is not dating your CLEAVAGE, he is dating you. (And if he wishes he were dating your CLEAVAGE, then maybe you should be looking for a new BROTHEL.


^5

How did I miss this today? :funn: Excellent. :clap_1:

How did I miss this today? :funn: Excellent. :clap_1:

mangy - you need to contribute to this one.

mangy - you need to contribute to this one.

Bring it on.

1. noun-Car
2. adjective-reckless
3. noun-Bra
4. noun-Pants
5. noun-Underwear
6. noun-Back seat
7. noun-Floor
8. verb-breathing
9. noun-necklace
10. noun-Hair
11. plural noun-Panties
12. noun-Seat
13. noun-Trunk
14. part of the body-thighs
15. adverb-provided
16. part of the body (plural)-boobs
17. adjective-diplomatic
18. noun-certainty
19. plural noun-clothes
20. noun.-mystery

jdarg: for your consideration:

wench
bat turd
dr. mofo
cameltoe
river otter
titty baby
crack
freaking A
a$$
wine
drunkdialing
yank
kiss
biotch slap
hump
wipe
lick
drunken
mofo
long
freaking
grayt
wet
sandy
sloppy
BF
jumbo

jdarg: for your consideration:

wench
bat turd
dr. mofo
cameltoe
river otter
titty baby
crack
freaking A
a$$
wine
drunkdialing
yank
kiss
biotch slap
hump
wipe
lick
drunken
mofo
long
freaking
grayt
wet
sandy
sloppy
BF
jumbo

:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

jdarg: for your consideration:

wench
bat turd
dr. mofo
cameltoe
river otter
titty baby
crack
freaking A
a$$
wine
drunkdialing
yank
kiss
biotch slap
hump
wipe
lick
drunken
mofo
long
freaking
grayt
wet
sandy
sloppy
BF
jumbo

OK - work these in the following list---

1. adjective
2. noun
3. plural noun
4. noun
5. adjective
6. verb-past tense
7. plural noun
8. noun
9. noun
10. noun
11. noun
12. adjective
13. plural noun

OK - work these in the following list---

1. adjective
2. noun
3. plural noun
4. noun
5. adjective
6. verb-past tense
7. plural noun
8. noun
9. noun
10. noun
11. noun
12. adjective
13. plural noun

This has gotta be good....

I'm too brain dead to think about this thread! I love mad libs and I really need to laugh even if I can't think of anything witty right now.
This next one should be a good one
Go JDarg Go!

I'm too brain dead to think about this thread! I love mad libs and I really need to laugh even if I can't think of anything witty right now.
This next one should be a good one
Go JDarg Go!

Whoever is still awake and drinking can fill in the latest. I peaked early at Beachmom's and need to hit the hay. Will beback at the editorial Madlib keyboard bright and early. Love y'all-nighty night!

Not sure you want to adlib this one Jdarg with your coffee. ;-)

1. adjective/ acrid
2. noun / bosom
3. plural noun -Chia pets
4. noun/ trouser trout
5. adjective /intoxicating
6. verb-past tense/ dripped
7. plural noun / lug nuts
8. noun/ scavenger
9. noun/ Beaver
10. noun/ elephant
11. noun/ zoo
12. adjective/ zesty
13. plural noun/ kisses

Things My Mom Always Said

by Mango


These are some of the ACRID phrases you might, unfortunately, remember hearing from your mother's BOSOM.

"Well if the other CHIA PETS jumped off the Brooklyn TROUSER TROUT, would you do it too?"

"Always wear INTOXICATING underwear in case you are in an accident."

"I never DRIPPED when I was your age."

"Turn on the LUG NUTS when you read- you'll go blind."

"Don't sit so close to the scavenger- you'll go blind."

"Don't use your BEAVER to wipe your face. Always have a clean ELEPHANT with you."

"Put on a warm ZOO- you'll catch cold."

I guess whn I am older, I'll impart the same ZESTY wisdom on my KISSES.

Need more coffee so I can read that again...

Things My Mom Always Said

by Mango


These are some of the ACRID phrases you might, unfortunately, remember hearing from your mother's BOSOM.

"Well if the other CHIA PETS jumped off the Brooklyn TROUSER TROUT, would you do it too?"

"Always wear INTOXICATING underwear in case you are in an accident."

"I never DRIPPED when I was your age."

"Turn on the LUG NUTS when you read- you'll go blind."

"Don't sit so close to the scavenger- you'll go blind."

"Don't use your BEAVER to wipe your face. Always have a clean ELEPHANT with you."

"Put on a warm ZOO- you'll catch cold."

I guess whn I am older, I'll impart the same ZESTY wisdom on my KISSES.

:funn: :rofl:

"Don't use your BEAVER to wipe your face."

That is too too funny.