ATTENTION!!!!!!! SPECIAL BULLETIN!!!!!!!!
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname370 views
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Cheering472Cheering472SoWal Insider5,295 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
Cheering472SoWal Insider5,295 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider:clap_1:
Funny, and if it were true we'd have this thing cleared up in no time.
Funny, and if it were true we'd have this thing cleared up in no time.
seagroveloverseagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugar
seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugarKathy you have outdone yourself this time!!!!! way, way too funny!!!
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:clap_1: :funn: :clap_1: :funn: :clap_1: :funn: :clap_1: :funn:
GypseaGypseaBeach FanaticPittsburgh, PA; Watercolor1,497 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
GypseaBeach FanaticPittsburgh, PA; Watercolor1,497 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach FanaticFunny as always kd!!!:clap_1:
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