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fartblossom
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Mujibar's Immigration Test

Yellow, Pink, and Green


Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America"

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes
green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.

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SoWal Insider
#2
Audie, this is so hilarious and true. You cannot call any place without getting a foreigner that you cannot understand. :clap_1:
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quirty
#3
I got a real kick out of this Audie (especially after our conversation regarding foreign doctors!)
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fartblossomAuthor
#4
try calling dish network sometime - i think their phone line goes straight to bombay!
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quirty
#5
try calling dish network sometime - i think their phone line goes straight to bombay!

I thought all help desks went straight to Bombay (I mean Mumbai!)
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Skunky
#6
I thought all help desks went straight to Bombay (I mean Mumbai!)

They do, and wouldn't you know it, they are named Jack and Chuck in India!?:lol:
Beach Fanatic
#7
:floor: :floor: :floor:

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