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Take heed....you may be next

Poodleone avatar
Beach Fanatic
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I recently received this email from a friend and wanted share with a group that may be in grave danger as well. My response is below....



The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.


This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor
store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.


Despite frequent applications of the recommended antidotes, we find we are still overcome by WORK. Our next option is to increase our dosage of Viral Overload Detox Killer Antidote (VODKA).

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sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#2
I've been on these meds for years. I've never caught WORK. :floor:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#3
:floor::lolabove:

I haven't had enough coffee to make a snappy comeback, but this is good.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#4
Are these over the counter meds or will we need a prescription?
Beauty hunter avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
Thanks for the laugh!!! Love it - Happy Holidays!!! Hope you have a prosperous New year full of fun :lol:
Bob avatar
SoWal Insider
#6
can i take those meds before 5??
Lynnie avatar
SoWal Insider
#7
What is WORK again?
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#8
Are these over the counter meds or will we need a prescription?

They're always over my counter. :lol:

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