Thanksgiving Humor

SheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined Jan 13, '05View profile MessageSoWal Insider

Nov 19, '05 · 7:46 AM767

Things you can only say on/near Thanksgiving:

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Its Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'd like some dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?

13. Didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

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Miss Kitty Miss Kitty avatar

Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined Jun 10, '05View profile MessageMeow

Nov 19, '05 · 7:51 AM#2

OMG...you little hussy you!!!! I just wish you could read these to me on top of B&A's!!!!!

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RiverOttergot any pics?Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States11,444 postsJoined Nov 15, '04View profile Messagegot any pics?

Nov 19, '05 · 7:55 AM#3

gotothebeachmom :!: :!: :!:

I am standing here beside myself

Sheila

SheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined Jan 13, '05View profile MessageSoWal InsiderAuthor

Nov 19, '05 · 7:55 AM#4

OMG...you little hussy you!!!! I just wish you could read these to me on top of B&A's!!!!!

Me too! Hope MS will enjoy his turkey day with Miss Kitty, HMM, Sis, Paw-Paw,Molly, et al!

Smiling JOe Smiling JOe avatar

Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined Nov 18, '04View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Nov 19, '05 · 8:06 AM#5

Those are too funny.:clap_1:

Miss Kitty Miss Kitty avatar

Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined Jun 10, '05View profile MessageMeow

Nov 19, '05 · 8:07 AM#6

gotothebeachmom :!: :!: :!: I am standing here beside myself

Believe me when I say...you never know what she might say....she is stealthy, and I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT ALOT! Oh wait....

"I don't like it....I love it!"

Sheila

SheilaSoWal InsiderSnellville, GA., Seacrest/Seagrove as often as we 5,781 postsJoined Jan 13, '05View profile MessageSoWal InsiderAuthor

Nov 19, '05 · 8:10 AM#7

Believe me when I say...you never know what she might say....she is stealthy, and I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT ALOT! Oh wait....

"I don't like it....I love it!"

I got up in a KDarleneWells state of mind this morning!:funn::funn::funn:

kathydwells kathydwells avatar

kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Nov 19, '05 · 9:14 AM#8

I got up in a KDarleneWells state of mind this morning!:funn::funn::funn:

And you did so good GTTBM...I am still laughing. How is our baby?

Rita

Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined Dec 1, '04View profile Messagemargarita brocolia

Nov 19, '05 · 10:26 AM#9

I got up in a KDarleneWells state of mind this morning!:funn::funn::funn:

And we all thank you for that!

Will we get an update on Camden this afternoon?

Miss Kitty Miss Kitty avatar

Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined Jun 10, '05View profile MessageMeow

Nov 19, '05 · 10:31 AM#10

And we all thank you for that!

Will we get an update on Camden this afternoon?

I will speak for gttbm, phd. It's kind of like waiting to buy the crib until after your pregnancy has passed a certain point. But, signs look good for the arrival of Mr. Cammifunn at his home this weekend. I am sure gttbm,phd. will let us in on the announcement!