The New Pet

kathydwells · 2006-03-17T03:42:34.000Z

[b][font=Comic Sans MS][color=#800080]A guy was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. [/color][/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS][color=#800080]After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug) which came in a little white box as its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start things off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. [/color][/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS][color=#800080][/b] [b][/color][/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS][color=#800080]He asked the centipede, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.[/color][/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS][color=#800080][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS]This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" [/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS]But again, there was no answer from his new friend. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. Then he decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!" [/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS]Scroll down...[/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS]YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS...[/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS]A little voice came out of the box - [/font][/b] [b][font=Comic Sans MS]"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!"[/font][/color][/font][/b]

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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Mar 16, '06 · 9:42 PM346

A guy was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug) which came in a little white box as its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided he would start things off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

He asked the centipede, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. Then he decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"

Scroll down...

YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS...

A little voice came out of the box -

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!"

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Jdarg

JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined Feb 15, '05View profile MessageSoWal Expert

Mar 16, '06 · 9:44 PM#2

:floor: :floor: :floor: Ba da bing!! Great one KD- thanks for the laugh!

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Ocean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined Apr 16, '05View profile Messagebean

Mar 16, '06 · 9:45 PM#3

Good one!!! :rolling:

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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined Dec 20, '04View profile MessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor

Mar 16, '06 · 10:06 PM#4

:floor: :floor: :floor: Ba da bing!! Great one KD- thanks for the laugh!

Your welcome, Jen-ay!!!!!

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Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined Jun 10, '05View profile MessageMeow

Mar 17, '06 · 6:54 AM#5

:funn: A new favorite!!!!

I am having a problem....usually when I log on, all the posts I have not read pop up. This morning there were only two...I knew that was wrong and went to the forums...I almost missed this one!!!!