Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
This is the clean version of the Nantucket joke, but after reading the dirty version I was rolling on the floor laughing. I was tempted to post this after hearing something about this poem on the History Channel--which is supposedly one of the longest running dirty jokes in history.
Anyone care to continue with the poem?
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FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I am sure Miss Kitty can! ;-)
SoWal Insider
I did not make this up......
Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket
Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket
(The man and the girl with the bucket)
And he said to the man,
"You're welcome to Nan,"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket
Funnkalicious
I googled it. It is like NOT ok to post. Well some of them aren't. They were DIRRTAY!
brainAuthor
I googled it. It is like NOT ok to post. Well some of them aren't. They were DIRRTAY!
Oh yeah, especially the original Whaling era Nantucket version.
Funnkalicious
Oh yeah, especially the original Whaling era Nantucket version.
If you keep looking at porn, you'll get a virus. Like Jfunn and PHead.:nono1:
brainAuthor
If you keep looking at porn, you'll get a virus. Like Jfunn and PHead.:nono1:
I do not look at PORN.
Funnkalicious
I do not look at PORN.
BSMART! Yes you do! Remember those links you sent me...that you told me to check out? That was porn. It's ok.
brainAuthor
BSMART! Yes you do! Remember those links you sent me...that you told me to check out? That was porn. It's ok.
WHAT!
I get my own FUNN without the use of porn.
brainAuthor
I wish this Miami/FSU game would go ahead and wrap up, I have a big day tomorrow and should have been in the bed about two hours ago.
Funnkalicious
WHAT!
I get my own FUNN without the use of porn.
Ditto.
It's only 830 here. Just got dark.
It's totally coming down to the wire!
brainAuthor
Ditto.
It's only 830 here. Just got dark.
It's totally coming down to the wire!
FSU!
fartblossom
is this like that movie the aristocrats or whatever it was called where all the different comedians tell the same dirty joke ?? i haven't seen it, has anyone else ??
Beach Fanatic
I saw The Aristocrats, Audie. It was kinda funny at first, Bob Saget was hysterical, but then it began to drag for me. I'm glad I waited for the rentals for that one.
We used to go to Nantucket when I was a kid, and somehow I managed to hear the dirty version of the limerick long before I really understand the um, joke.
Not sure how I managed this, but my grandma was a salty old gal, she probably had a collection of those limericks. :shock:
We used to go to Nantucket when I was a kid, and somehow I managed to hear the dirty version of the limerick long before I really understand the um, joke.
Not sure how I managed this, but my grandma was a salty old gal, she probably had a collection of those limericks. :shock:
Meow
If you keep looking at porn, you'll get a virus. Like Jfunn and PHead.:nono1:
...ask jfunn where she caught her virus!!! And for the record, that sweet sweet gttbd is fixing her computer for her! I heart that computer geek!!!I would work on that rhyme, but the letter 'f' keeps coming up!!!
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