It's probably not a good time to come to SoWal. The weather is mid 60s overnight, low 80s days. Way too cool to get that nice drippy sweat you get in July. You'll have to leave the top down on your convertible, too, letting all that sunshine on your upholstery. Besides, the beach is just deserted. Without all those people out there, how will you stay awake long enough to avoid napping and getting a horrible sunburn? And the restaurants. How can you socialize with your friends before dinner when you don't have to stand outside for 30 minutes to get seated? Stay home, it's no fun here. <Tongue-in-cheek mode off>
