I am sure the rest of you will enjoy it also. :D The Bama fan and the Priest Not that we don't love our [color=black][color=black]Auburn[/color][/color][color=black][color=black] friends, but occasionally we like to[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]have[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]some fun at their expense.[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]Occasionally, when we see an [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]Auburn[/color][/color][color=black][color=black] fan walking along side the road,[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]we[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]will swerve our vehicles as[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]good[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]deed, so I pulled over and[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color] [size=2][color=black][color=black][size=2]"I'm going to say mass at Our Lady of the[/size] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]Hills[/color][/color][color=black][color=black] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]Church[/color][/color][color=black][color=black], about two miles[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]down[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][/size][color=black][color=black]the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift." The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]the[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]road. Suddenly, I saw a[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy]n[/color][/color][color=black][color=black] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]Auburn[/color][/color][color=black][color=black] fan walking down the road, with an "AU" shirt on, and I instinctively[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]swerved[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]was[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud thump. Not understanding where the noise came[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]from, I[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]glanced in my mirrors, but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest riding with me. I turned to[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]him[/color][/color][color=navy][color=navy] [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]and said, "Sorry, Father. I almost hit that [/color][/color][color=black][color=black]Auburn[/color][/color][color=black][color=black] fan." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door!"[/color][/color]
