Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement
home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green
grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and
thickness of a cucumber she once could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much
bigger and cheaper also, the demonstrated the size of two big
onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying,
but I remember the guy you're talking about."
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kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameFunny...funny. LL :floor:
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameSticking with the nursing home theme.
A guys takes his elderly father to live in a nursing home. He wheels him in, in his wheelchair. He parks him in the hallway while he is with the nurse filling out paper work.
The father starts to lean over to the right, a nurse walks by and sits him up straight. So, he starts to lean to the left, and another nurse walks by and sits him up straight.
Just then, the son walks out and asks his father "So, dad you think you will like it here". The dad says "Well, I will if they will leave me alone and let me fart". 😀
A guys takes his elderly father to live in a nursing home. He wheels him in, in his wheelchair. He parks him in the hallway while he is with the nurse filling out paper work.
The father starts to lean over to the right, a nurse walks by and sits him up straight. So, he starts to lean to the left, and another nurse walks by and sits him up straight.
Just then, the son walks out and asks his father "So, dad you think you will like it here". The dad says "Well, I will if they will leave me alone and let me fart". 😀
Sticking with the nursing home theme.
A guys takes his elderly father to live in a nursing home. He wheels him in, in his wheelchair. He parks him in the hallway while he is with the nurse filling out paper work.
The father starts to lean over to the right, a nurse walks by and sits him up straight. So, he starts to lean to the left, and another nurse walks by and sits him up straight.
Just then, the son walks out and asks his father "So, dad you think you will like it here". The dad says "Well, I will if they will leave me alone and let me fart". 😀
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CastlesOfSandCastlesOfSandBeach Fanatic2,486 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
CastlesOfSandBeach Fanatic2,486 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic:floor: :lolabove: Luv em both!!!!
seagroveloverseagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugar
seagroveloverlittle sugarSt Louis Missouri2,984 postsJoined View profileMessagelittle sugartwo good ones!!!!!! :clap_1:
RitaRitamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia
Ritamargarita brocoliaDune Allen Beach5,207 postsJoined View profileMessagemargarita brocolia:lolabove: Good ones!
Here's one fitting for you both KDW and LL. (Maybe RO too - shoot for most of you!):
Please consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!
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NOW SCROLL UP..
That's enough for the first day. Great job.
Have a Beer.**
Here's one fitting for you both KDW and LL. (Maybe RO too - shoot for most of you!):
Please consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!
SCROLL DOWN....*
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NOW SCROLL UP..
That's enough for the first day. Great job.
Have a Beer.**
kathydwellskathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameI love it Rita!!!! :clap_1: Now I am pooped, where is that beer? 😀 😀
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