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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, a! nd scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

( YOUR GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )


The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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dbuck avatar
dbuckBeach Fanatic
#3
I Love It. :lolabove:
iwishiwasthere avatar
iwishiwasthereBeach Fanatic
#4
Too funny. Been there with children before. Nature makes it easy to discuss life situations.


With the new year approaching, I thought I would share this funny.


Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple
advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all
the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning.
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay, a bottle of
Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
wetwillyBeach Fanatic
#5
:floor: :rofl:
skippertoo avatar
skippertooBeach Fanatic
#6
" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

:rolling: Good one KD
audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#7
this reminds me of a story - my mom, sis and i were coming home from town, we lived about 10 mins outside the city limits. anyway we were coming home one evening and there were some cows mating, my sister started crying saying mommy that big cow is hurting the littler one, why is he doing that? mom said, he's not hurting her, she's just giving him a piggyback ride ! :lol:
skippertoo avatar
skippertooBeach Fanatic
#8
:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
seagrovelover avatar
seagroveloverlittle sugar
#9
LOVED IT !!!!!!! good one kathy d :clap_1:
dbuck avatar
dbuckBeach Fanatic
#10
KDW, You have probably made me laugh more this year than anyone else I know. Keep up the good work. :clap_1: Hope you and your family have a Happy, Healthy New Year!
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#11
KDW, You have probably made me laugh more this year than anyone else I know. Keep up the good work. :clap_1: Hope you and your family have a Happy, Healthy New Year!

Thanks dbuck...I think that laughter is the cure all, and I like to spread it around when I can. A very Happy, New Year to you and your family as well!!!!

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