To All My Lady Friends on the Board

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Sep 21, '05 · 3:29 PM3,022

Today is International Very Good Looking, Dang Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Dang Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Coke (or other beverage of your choice) in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" Have a wonderful day!

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beats on hood

Sep 23, '05 · 2:28 PM#52

Here's the trick: bring in a dark red wine (like Pinot Noir), pour it into a coffee cup under the table, and everyone thinks you're drinking coffee. We used to do that in SC due to that stupid minibottle law and on Sundays. A big Louis Vuitton can hold a lot of booze!

Meow

Sep 23, '05 · 4:14 PM#53

Here's the trick: bring in a dark red wine (like Pinot Noir), pour it into a coffee cup under the table, and everyone thinks you're drinking coffee. We used to do that in SC due to that stupid minibottle law and on Sundays. A big Louis Vuitton can hold a lot of booze!

So can a big Hermes bag!!!!

Funnkalicious

Sep 23, '05 · 4:18 PM#54

So can a big Hermes bag!!!!

Birkin anyone? :drool:

Beach Fanatic

Sep 23, '05 · 4:20 PM#55

I've got one from Target that will hold a 12-pack!

Beach Fanatic

Sep 23, '05 · 4:26 PM#56

My Coach Backpack can hold a mini bar!! :floor:

Meow

Sep 23, '05 · 4:42 PM#57

I've got one from Target that will hold a 12-pack!

That's my girl....TARGET RULES!!! I have an Isaac shirt on right now! I love buying DESIGNER duds at TARGET!

Meow

Sep 23, '05 · 4:43 PM#58

Birkin anyone?

I bet Oprah could get one for you lickety split in the color of your choice!!!!

SoWal Expert

Sep 23, '05 · 4:57 PM#59

It is "girls night" tonight- the boys have a school function, so I asked my 3 yr. old daughter what she wanted to do tonight. The answer?

LET'S GO TO THE MALL MOMMY!

I am so screwed. Why didn't anyone tell me little girls start shopping so early these days!

And why the mall? I want to go to Target!!! They just remodeled ours and I need to work on the new layout!

SoWal Staff

Sep 23, '05 · 5:12 PM#60

Were you with us when someone got kicked out for bringing a beer in? Who was that?!

Good God..

Yes, it was Wes-a-ley! Who else was with us?? Jessifunn?

Meow

Sep 23, '05 · 5:18 PM#61

It is "girls night" tonight- the boys have a school function, so I asked my 3 yr. old daughter what she wanted to do tonight. The answer?

LET'S GO TO THE MALL MOMMY!

I am so screwed. Why didn't anyone tell me little girls start shopping so early these days!

And why the mall? I want to go to Target!!! They just remodeled ours and I need to work on the new layout!

She's probably too saavy to fall for the old..."this is another mall, honey!" trick. O...M...G...A FRESH TARGET....awesome! I have now resorted to shopping Target online, because some of the more popular items I want sell out before I get there!!!! I have issues!

Beach Fanatic

Sep 23, '05 · 5:33 PM#62

I been in the single world for oh about 1 1/2 years now. You have to see what some men are willing to show you! I'll save you the sight!
hey, hows the weather down there?

Beach Fanatic

Sep 23, '05 · 5:51 PM#63

Nothin' better than being frugal and others eatin' that depreciation! :clap_1: Who needs those designor names! Unless, I could get a great deal at a thrift store, on one!

Don't get me wrong, I love the finer things in life. I just don't believe that you have to necessarily pay, for them! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: