To the inconsiderate jerk that drives the white Mercury SUV on South Gulf Drive

Young lady, you are reckless and arrogant. I am sick of watching you blast up and down our street at high speed, running stop signs and thinking of no one but yourself. There are visitors and locals who walk with their children and dogs at all hours around here. You are a menace that has no regard for anyone's safety.

So, here's to you, oh, brown, shoulder length, curley haired driver of the white SUV with Florida plates that lives off of South Gulf Drive who is reckless and arrogant. The next time you hear someone blowing their horn at you, don't bother smiling and waving back. They probably won't be saying "Hi", they will probably be saying "You just ran that stop sign again!"