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Toilet Paper

Beach Crazy avatar
Beach Crazycracker
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I just got the funniest email:floor: :floor: :floor:

Once upon a time...... it's that kind of story.

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat, he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

:funn:

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audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#2
:floor: that man needs a groin punch !
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#3
:floor: Good to hear from you BC!!!!
Beach Crazy avatar
Beach CrazycrackerAuthor
#4
:floor: Good to hear from you BC!!!!

Thanks Miss Kittaaay!😀
DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
#5
:floor:
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#6
too cute...and I love your iris BC!!!!!:wub:
Smiling JOe avatar
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#7
:floor::floor::floor: :shock:
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#8
:floor::floor::floor: :shock:

TP sales just went up all over the country!

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