> > 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed >Your Ass Out All Day Long. > >15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number >Two On You. > >14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. > >13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? > >12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So >Well. > >11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' better. > >10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm >Afraid She'd Win. > >9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon >Tonight. > >8. I'm So >Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here. > >7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be >Out Of Prison By Now. > >6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do >Miss Him. > >5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. > >4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. > >3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure. > >2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. > >And the Number one Country Western song is. . . . > >1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with Ugly Women, but I've >Sure Woke Up With a Few :rolling:
