Top Ten Signs you're Too Old to Trick or Treat

I think I mighta posted this last year, but hey, there's lotsa new people here, so what the heck....
10. you get winded from knocking on the door

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balanceand fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a
walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

Another last year flashback.....this was my avatar and I think it was RO who thought they were my dogs. He said something like ..your dogs are going to kill you in your sleep for that!

These are so cute. I want the Krispy Kreme costume for one of my dogs.