Truth or BS?

Okay....you guys don't know me that well but will!

Truth or BS?.....I concieved at 17 the first time I had intercourse.

True or BS: I flashed all the bag boys at the grocery store.

False. Unless you mean you flash them with a big sexy smile.

Oh, how I wish....I could easily start a "most embarassing moment thread".

You are young and have a 19 year old so I say true! My Mom always said it could happen!

You mean it's true? Do tell.....

It's actually kind of a long story but...I had borrowed a friends dress to wear. It was strapless and it buttoned in the front. Kinda like the pic below but with buttons. I had to pull it together to get it buttoned. It had these really small pearl buttons that weren't easy to button. I had been out in the sun that day and had some really good tan lines from my bikini. Oh, did I mention that I was 21 when this happened and I decided not to wear a bra with this dress? ( probably the only time EVER) Anyway I had a hot date (future hubby) coming over for dinner. I went to the grocery store to buy things for dinner, it was a saturday afternoon and really busy, every lane had a bagger and there were lines of people everywhere.
I bent down to empty my cart and part of my dress caught on the cart.....my whole dress from the waist up sprang open! Yes, I flashed every bag boy there. The whole scene plays like slow motion in my mind. Still. A kind older lady that was behind me said...honey, I'll stand here while you get yourself together. God bless her. I just wanted to run away but I stood there and buttoned those dang pearl buttons and paid for my groceries and left. I did not shop at that grocery store again for 10 years! No kidding. I was mortified. Of course after 20 years I can laugh about tit. ( leaving the typo I just made LOLOLOL)

It's actually kind of a long story but...I had borrowed a friends dress to wear. It was strapless and it buttoned in the front. Kinda like the pic below but with buttons. I had to pull it together to get it buttoned. It had these really small pearl buttons that weren't easy to button. I had been out in the sun that day and had some really good tan lines from my bikini. Oh, did I mention that I was 21 when this happened and I decided not to wear a bra with this dress? ( probably the only time EVER) Anyway I had a hot date (future hubby) coming over for dinner. I went to the grocery store to buy things for dinner, it was a saturday afternoon and really busy, every lane had a bagger and there were lines of people everywhere.
I bent down to empty my cart and part of my dress caught on the cart.....my whole dress from the waist up sprang open! Yes, I flashed every bag boy there. Remember the tan lines, it was like headlights for sure...the whole scene plays like slow motion in my mind. Still. A kind older lady that was behind me said...honey, I'll stand here while you get yourself together. God bless her. I just wanted to run away but I stood there and buttoned those dang pearl buttons and paid for my groceries and left. I did not shop at that grocery store again for 10 years! No kidding. I was mortified. Of course after 20 years I can laugh about tit. ( leaving the typo I just made LOLOLOL)

Okay, BR spill it. I say False on both counts but who knows...you are the hood beater!

It's actually kind of a long story but...I had borrowed a friends dress to wear. It was strapless and it buttoned in the front. Kinda like the pic below but with buttons. I had to pull it together to get it buttoned. It had these really small pearl buttons that weren't easy to button. I had been out in the sun that day and had some really good tan lines from my bikini. Oh, did I mention that I was 21 when this happened and I decided not to wear a bra with this dress? ( probably the only time EVER) Anyway I had a hot date (future hubby) coming over for dinner. I went to the grocery store to buy things for dinner, it was a saturday afternoon and really busy, every lane had a bagger and there were lines of people everywhere.
I bent down to empty my cart and part of my dress caught on the cart.....my whole dress from the waist up sprang open! Yes, I flashed every bag boy there. The whole scene plays like slow motion in my mind. Still. A kind older lady that was behind me said...honey, I'll stand here while you get yourself together. God bless her. I just wanted to run away but I stood there and buttoned those dang pearl buttons and paid for my groceries and left. I did not shop at that grocery store again for 10 years! No kidding. I was mortified. Of course after 20 years I can laugh about tit. ( leaving the typo I just made LOLOLOL)

but you were just 21, can you imagine how you would feel now? I bet the bag boys were very happy they were scheduled to work that day.

1. True. I dropped by the gym to pick up my daughter from a middle-school dance. As if I were an errant child, the teacher screamed at me, "No shoes allowed in the gym!" Well, (a) I was just standing in the doorway, and (b) I had just made a donation worthy of being listed on a bronze plaque for that new gym floor. So I threw the damn boots at her. That wasn't our only confrontation. I was on the board of directors. She was terminated. BTW it didn't embarrass Beach Jacket. She hated that woman, too.
2. False. I didn't beat her up. I just pulled that divorced-and-I-need-any-man-to-take-care-of-me-and-my-kids biotch's hair out. Don't mess with Texas, and don't mess with me -- I'm half Texan (Mom was born and raised in Van Zandt County).

and you are such a tiny thing . . . SO the moral of the story is
"DON'T MESS WITH BEACH RUNNER!"

t or f my mother has already crapped herself in hawaii :roll:

of course this is true !! pop said they were coming back from dinner, them and 2 other couples and shazam ! mom's supercolon kicked in. he was so mad because he told her to go before they left the eating place and she didn't....

My dear BR...you need to get yourself back to SoWal. We have some things to discuss.

I hope you are not going to teach BR how to be a 100% Texan, Miss Kitty. She does well enough with half.

True or BS

Panty issues

1. I once went to lunchbreak on a busy downtown Louisville street with my skirt hem tucked into the back of my pantyhose; leaving my practically bare bottom and lovely thong showing.

2. Shortly after the birth of my 10lb 4 oz son I was walking with my daughter into the public library when my worn out, stressed elastic, panties fell to my ankles. I stepped out of them and continued in without missing a beat. I fully planned on descreetly getting them when I came out, however they were gone

True and true? OMG how embarrasssing!

Correct and yes embarrasing.

So lets review our lesson, don't be in such a hurry in the ladies room at work when pulling up the pantyhose. And more importantly, invest in new panties after the delivery of a large baby.

Correct and yes embarrasing.

So lets review our lesson, don't be in such a hurry in the ladies room at work when pulling up the pantyhose. And more importantly, invest in new panties after the delivery of a large baby.