Truth or BS?

:funn: Check out this thread from many moons ago. Post #20.

Well at least I'm not alone and I like the reference to many moons
Evidently this is a bigger danger than we ever knew of.

:funn: Check out this thread from many moons ago. Post #20.

OMG! I had forgotten about the "black lace thong showing at church" story. I owe you an adult beverage.

Well at least I'm not alone and I like the reference to many moons

Evidently this is a bigger danger than we ever knew of.

Hence the reason I will NEVER put them on again. ;-)

OMG! I had forgotten about the "black lace thong showing at church" story. I owe you an adult beverage.

Cool, I will take you up on it as long as you promise not to throw your boots at me, or pull my hair out.

Cool, I will take you up on it as long as you promise not to throw your boots at me, or pull my hair out.

I promise.;-)

Truth or BS

I've been walking around all day with my shirt on INSIDE out?

true...

Truth or BS

I've been walking around all day with my shirt on INSIDE out?

True.

Related matter:
True or BS? I've walked out of the hair salon on several occasions without changing out of the smock.

True.

Related matter:
True or BS? I've walked out of the hair salon on several occasions without changing out of the smock.

true ?

t or bs

i often wear 2 different colored socks to work because i don't give a rat's a$$ if they match or not....

True.

Related matter:
True or BS? I've walked out of the hair salon on several occasions without changing out of the smock.

true

true ?



t or bs

i often wear 2 different colored socks to work because i don't give a rat's a$$ if they match or not....

true

you know me too well, dd....

true ?

t or bs

i often wear 2 different colored socks to work because i don't give a rat's a$$ if they match or not....

True. Hey, Olive, thankfully I don't think JM has ever noticed me leaving with the smock on. The women at the front desk remind me.

And true? Hey, lately I'm in such a funk that I don't give a rat's a$$ if I leave the house without doing my hair and makeup. So I can relate to the socks.

you know me too well, dd....

True. Hey, Olive, thankfully I don't think JM has ever noticed me leaving with the smock on. The women at the front desk remind me.

And true? Hey, lately I'm in such a funk that I don't give a rat's a$$ if I leave the house without doing my hair and makeup. So I can relate to the socks.

i totally relate to ya br - i have a zit on my chin that is taking over my whole face, well, it's actually more of a crater than a zit because i keep picking at it....my hair is getting to long after 3 weeks to do my new hairstyle, and just now mr audie asked if i was ready for bed, i said no, and he turned off the tv and the lights and went to bed with me sitting in the dark with the computer on.....i am living the high life here....

i totally relate to ya br - i have a zit on my chin that is taking over my whole face, well, it's actually more of a crater than a zit because i keep picking at it....my hair is getting to long after 3 weeks to do my new hairstyle, and just now mr audie asked if i was ready for bed, i said no, and he turned off the tv and the lights and went to bed with me sitting in the dark with the computer on.....i am living the high life here....

Sorry, gull.

Sorry, gull.

yeah, so next time you get all funked out, remember this - you could be me :shock:

i totally relate to ya br - i have a zit on my chin that is taking over my whole face, well, it's actually more of a crater than a zit because i keep picking at it....my hair is getting to long after 3 weeks to do my new hairstyle, and just now mr audie asked if i was ready for bed, i said no, and he turned off the tv and the lights and went to bed with me sitting in the dark with the computer on.....i am living the high life here....

i wish mr. dd would go to bed...he's slamming doors and cussin' a lot--where's that smilie when you need it--i think it has something to do with taxes, dryers, car a/c, etc. I'm stayin' upstairs! :shock:

Truth or BS

I've been walking around all day with my shirt on INSIDE out?

True, I did that once. My little daughter asked why I had "wings". It was back in the day and my shoulder pads were flopping around on my shoulder. I explained mommy needed them for when I burbed her baby brother. I was in that baby fog. You can use that reason if you want.

Here is the list- and all true:

Drove away from the bank drive through with the money cannister in my lap. After doing this twice, the tellers started reminding me to replace the cannister as I was taking it out of the drive through.

Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and dragged toilet paper on my shoe all the way back to the table. Of course I had to pick the one bathroom in the world that had decent toilet paper and it held togther for what looked like a half a mile.

Went to the pool, took my shirt off, realized that I had forgotten to put on a bathing suit top. Didn't discover this until I got up, walked over to the pool, and jumped in.

Drove away from the gas pump with the nozzle still hooked to my car. Fortunately there was not too much damage. Excuse- pregnancy brain.


Right before a surgery, confessed my undying love and lust for the surgeon- I had just met him. :roll: He had the most amazing blue eyes that really stood out above his surgical mask. I'm not really that easy- you just gotta love that happy juice at the hospital.:clap_1:


We went to a friend's house in the country and the house was on a well. The well ran dry while I was in the shower, and all the muck at the bottom of the well came out all over me. It smelled like septic tank. I jumped out and streaked through a living room full of people, covered in brown goo. I was heading to the creek, and since it was a dry summer, I had to run about an acre away, in the dark, naked, to find water in the dam* creek. Bdarg thought it was pretty funny.


OK- I have come clean. (The rest aren't fit to print.;-) )

thanks for my morning laugh!!!!!

Here is the list- and all true:

Drove away from the bank drive through with the money cannister in my lap. After doing this twice, the tellers started reminding me to replace the cannister as I was taking it out of the drive through.

Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and dragged toilet paper on my shoe all the way back to the table. Of course I had to pick the one bathroom in the world that had decent toilet paper and it held togther for what looked like a half a mile.

Went to the pool, took my shirt off, realized that I had forgotten to put on a bathing suit top. Didn't discover this until I got up, walked over to the pool, and jumped in.

Drove away from the gas pump with the nozzle still hooked to my car. Fortunately there was not too much damage. Excuse- pregnancy brain.


Right before a surgery, confessed my undying love and lust for the surgeon- I had just met him. :roll: He had the most amazing blue eyes that really stood out above his surgical mask. I'm not really that easy- you just gotta love that happy juice at the hospital.:clap_1:


We went to a friend's house in the country and the house was on a well. The well ran dry while I was in the shower, and all the muck at the bottom of the well came out all over me. It smelled like septic tank. I jumped out and streaked through a living room full of people, covered in brown goo. I was heading to the creek, and since it was a dry summer, I had to run about an acre away, in the dark, naked, to find water in the dam* creek. Bdarg thought it was pretty funny.


OK- I have come clean. (The rest aren't fit to print.;-) )

jdarg you are toooo funny. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

I feel so much better now. :clap_1:

I feel so much better now. :clap_1:

I am still "cracking up" about you showing your hiney to all of downtown Louisville!!:clap_1:

I am still "cracking up" about you showing your hiney to all of downtown Louisville!!:clap_1:

There were so many whistles and people honking at me. I waved back at people and smiled. I thought to my young self, "Dang people are so friendly" and walked confidently in my hotness..until I felt the breeze and caught my reflection in a window.

I didn't go out to lunch for weeks and when I did I stayed off Main street.