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I drove my kids to school today in my pjs.
My kids didn't care.
I drove my kids to school today in my pjs.
My kids didn't care.
So make sure you are in cute PJs just in case.First part true. Second part BS. My 12 year old fashionista said the same thing as you JDarg. Plus, I think if her friends saw me, she would be mortified! I am sick on the couch, in same pjs, with bomb fearing 80 pound dog in my lap.
Bummer, sorry you feel bad. Hope you get better soon.Thanks. As long as another bomb isn't tested, I am not moving from the couch.
Here is the list- and all true:
Drove away from the bank drive through with the money cannister in my lap. After doing this twice, the tellers started reminding me to replace the cannister as I was taking it out of the drive through.
Walked out of a restaurant bathroom and dragged toilet paper on my shoe all the way back to the table. Of course I had to pick the one bathroom in the world that had decent toilet paper and it held togther for what looked like a half a mile.
Went to the pool, took my shirt off, realized that I had forgotten to put on a bathing suit top. Didn't discover this until I got up, walked over to the pool, and jumped in.
Drove away from the gas pump with the nozzle still hooked to my car. Fortunately there was not too much damage. Excuse- pregnancy brain.
Right before a surgery, confessed my undying love and lust for the surgeon- I had just met him. :roll: He had the most amazing blue eyes that really stood out above his surgical mask. I'm not really that easy- you just gotta love that happy juice at the hospital.:clap_1:
We went to a friend's house in the country and the house was on a well. The well ran dry while I was in the shower, and all the muck at the bottom of the well came out all over me. It smelled like septic tank. I jumped out and streaked through a living room full of people, covered in brown goo. I was heading to the creek, and since it was a dry summer, I had to run about an acre away, in the dark, naked, to find water in the dam* creek. Bdarg thought it was pretty funny.
OK- I have come clean. (The rest aren't fit to print.;-) )
:rofl: (I can't use more smilies, audie will accuse me of stuttering. )Thanks. As long as another bomb isn't tested, I am not moving from the couch.
I am heading out in a bit- need anything from up Sandestin way?It has been a bouncy morning.
I drove my kids to school today in my pjs.
My kids didn't care.
He never got his wish though. True or BS
Panty issues
1. I once went to lunchbreak on a busy downtown Louisville street with my skirt hem tucked into the back of my pantyhose; leaving my practically bare bottom and lovely thong showing.
This did happen to me on Wednesday night at a black tie affair but some cute girls in the ladies room gave me the heads up and saved me from myself. :clap_1:
It has been a bouncy morning.No, thank you. Coffee even sounds bad to me
Although, I must confess, I did eat a bag of Brach's chocolates while watching Grey's Anatomy last night. I don't think I o'd on it! Just wish dizziness would stop!
Here is the list- and all true:Too funny!
you guys crack me up...here's a funny on my mom:Edited
True or BS
Panty issues
1. I once went to lunchbreak on a busy downtown Louisville street with my skirt hem tucked into the back of my pantyhose; leaving my practically bare bottom and lovely thong showing.
This did happen to me on Wednesday night at a black tie affair but some cute girls in the ladies room gave me the heads up and saved me from myself. :clap_1:
It happened to Darlene too.
true ?
t or bs
i often wear 2 different colored socks to work because i don't give a rat's a$$ if they match or not....
I'm not through reading yet all the posts yet but had to stop and say....
TRUE
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