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kathydwells · 2006-02-07T15:42:30.000Z

[font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]6 Kinds of Sex.[/font][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial][/font][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.[/font][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]table, etc.[/font][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.[/font][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]called oral sex by some.[/font][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]when you get divorced and you get screwed in front of everyone in the [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]courtroom.[/font][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some [/font][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=3][font=Arial]once a month but it's not enough to live on.[/font][/size][/font]

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Feb 7, '06 · 9:42 AM340

6 Kinds of Sex.

1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and you get screwed in front of everyone in the courtroom.

6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on.