Please welcome LekintaAnn, my very best girlfriend, from tuscaloosa, alabama. we were roomies during and after college and we look and sound alike and I've been trying to get her on here for ages. you all will love her instantly....
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122brain
WooooHoooo - Wenches in da house!!!!!!!! I get MANgo! I think the "holes" came to life as part of an early and perhaps unformed personality disorder that had to do with the fact that we might have a cold snack or two and decide we were far cuter and funnier than any other people around and felt the need to explain this loudly to anyone in ear shot?????????? But, I can't remember.
Lekinta you are very funny. You are going to fit in just fine around here.
Beach Fanatic
I will be happy to explain how I got the name 30-gAy, but it would require a e-mail that would make even Rep. Mark Foley blush.
SoWal Insider
I will be happy to explain how I got the name 30-gAy, but it would require a e-mail that would make even Rep. Mark Foley blush.
It was actually the IM's that were the most embarrassing.
Beach Fanatic
Another very cool and funn swaller!!! Can't wait to meetcha!!Beach Comber
Can't wait to meet all of you! IM's will get cha everytime........and now text messages last FOREVER so we are all up the creek.

SoWal Insider
Can't wait to meet all of you! IM's will get cha everytime........and now text messages last FOREVER so we are all up the creek.
So true! Like I always told my kids, when you put you thoughts into written words it better be something you don't mind everyone seeing. It's only private in your head, once it's in print, it's public weather you meant it to be or not. I bet your text messages and IM's aren't as scary as Mark Foley's...bless his sick little heart.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
lekinta. Glad to have you around!! I'm thinking you are gonna have a lot of funn around here!!!!!!SoWal GuideAuthor
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Another very cool and funn swaller!!! Can't wait to meetcha!!
oh, and there's Franny-hole. she's my neighbor... Franny and Ralphipoo.
SoWal GuideAuthor
lekinta. Glad to have you around!! I'm thinking you are gonna have a lot of funn around here!!!!!!
sometimes we call kathydwells - Darlene - or kathy dwells. but she goes by kathy d wells in real life. bama girl through and through - in other words, she's on the sowal redneck wench committee along with me and you and Inlet Beach Dweller and just a couple of others.
SoWal Insider
Gurl!!!!you gonna have funn here!!!:clap_1: I also luv your sig line, one of my favorite movies and one of the BEST lines....;-)
Meow
Can't wait to meet all of you! IM's will get cha everytime........and now text messages last FOREVER so we are all up the creek.
Well, well...look who finally showed up!!! :clap_1: I must say Miss Lekinta...you are one purrty lady! Makes sense though since Toots said y'all look alike. So, when do we get to meet you in SoWal? Miss Kitty is happy to have you around here!!!
SoWal GuideAuthor
the above two wenches are affectionally known as:
IBD (Inlet Beach Dweller)
Ms Kitty (Sueshore)
IBD (Inlet Beach Dweller)
Ms Kitty (Sueshore)
SoWal Insider
Glad to see you finally did post, Lekinta. We're happy to have you. Don't be a "drive-by poster"! Post often. It's always better when you post PUI! :funn:
I see some funn times ahead.
I see some funn times ahead.

SoWal Insider
the above two wenches are affectionally known as:
IBD (Inlet Beach Dweller)
Ms Kitty (Sueshore)
Just curious what you call me?
and is it affectionate? 
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Lekinta is in the "house" !!!!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: It's about time , girl!!
can you come to SoWal around the 14th of October...there just may be a few people you might want to meet right about then

can you come to SoWal around the 14th of October...there just may be a few people you might want to meet right about then
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
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Gurl!!!!
you gonna have funn here!!!:clap_1: I also luv your sig line, one of my favorite movies and one of the BEST lines....;-)
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Beach Comber
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Gurl!!!!
you gonna have funn here!!!:clap_1: I also luv your sig line, one of my favorite movies and one of the BEST lines....;-)
Yep and Mamies red petticoat and Prissy's line "I don't know nuthin about birthin no babies".
Beach Comber
Lekinta is in the "house" !!!!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: It's about time , girl!!![]()
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can you come to SoWal around the 14th of October...there just may be a few people you might want to meet right about then![]()
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OH MAN! I would love to Allifunn. However, I can't until Courtland's football season is done in November. Then I shall be there with bells on and a red petticoat!

Beach Comber
Well, well...look who finally showed up!!! :clap_1: I must say Miss Lekinta...you are one purrty lady! Makes sense though since Toots said y'all look alike. So, when do we get to meet you in SoWal? Miss Kitty is happy to have you around here!!!
Thankin ya now! Actually be glad this thang isn't voice activated because we sound alike, too. Kinda scary.......
Beach Lover
Howdy and welcome. I am a drive by poster, but read everyday. You won't be part of the gulls group until you have read all about the Penis Cake. Then you will truly be part of the group! 
One more thing, RO will expect pictures every now and then!
One more thing, RO will expect pictures every now and then!
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Funnkalicious
Lekinta!
I missed where you popped up.
Were you a Kinta-Hole? Or were you a hole at all?
I missed where you popped up.Were you a Kinta-Hole? Or were you a hole at all?

Beach Comber
Lekinta!I missed where you popped up.
Were you a Kinta-Hole? Or were you a hole at all?
Wel, actually I may have evolved into a Kinta-Hole
Which would mean we also have a Tootsie-Hole as well. Maybe we should all be Holes?
Beach Comber
Howdy and welcome. I am a drive by poster, but read everyday. You won't be part of the gulls group until you have read all about the Penis Cake. Then you will truly be part of the group!I can do pictures!!
One more thing, RO will expect pictures every now and then!
Beach Comber
Howdy and welcome. I am a drive by poster, but read everyday. You won't be part of the gulls group until you have read all about the Penis Cake. Then you will truly be part of the group!
One more thing, RO will expect pictures every now and then!
Reading up on the cake shall be my new goal. I sure hope we froze it for posterity. I will probably be a drive-by as well....work often gets in the way of funn

picky
Welcome Lekinta to our madcap board! I always like posters who dip their toes in the Lounge first...some of us aren't allowed anywhere else (you'll find out who before long... ;-) ). Hope you say hello often!
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