What're Ya Listening To - I'm Not Gay, BUT...

Depending on the stuff, you might be gay. 😀

:funn:

Depending on the stuff, you might be gay. 😀

Well, I'm doing the "Assessment" now - let's see....

* "I like Christopher Cross's music." - Check
* "I like Keith Urban's music. - Uh...Check
* "I like listening to Kenny Loggins music. - Er...um...Check
* "I like listening to showtunes." - :::ahem::: Check


I need a break from this craziness. If you'll excuse me, I'll be listening to some NASCAR-inspired, bar room brawl-inciting, ball-scratching, , monster truck rally-worthy manly man music...

Hate to break it to you, but the first three make my skin crawl and the last one I only do on occasion. Guess I'm not as gay as I thought.

YouTube - The Soup: "Drag" Dress-Up

with regard to "the last one", I'm thinking that whose he's scratching is the true determining factor......but, then again, I'm terminally hetero so can only speculate.

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with regard to "the last one", I'm thinking that whose he's scratching is the true determining factor......but, then again, I'm terminally hetero so can only speculate.

Y'know, I think that right there is probably the one that would close the case on this week's mystery, Scooby!

I think if my ex would have hooked me up with that kind of action I'd probably still be with her.

Hate to break it to you, but the first three make my skin crawl and the last one I only do on occasion. Guess I'm not as gay as I thought.[/url]

That's probably just an indicator that you have superior taste in music - I listen to bluegrass for cryin' out loud so nobody should ever be surprised by what I'll be posting in these threads.

The fact they highlighted WWE Smackdown under the 'straight shows' category is just another sign of the coming apocalypse. I can't believe my brother spends thousands of dollars a year to go see that crap live.

That's probably just an indicator that you have superior taste in music - I listen to bluegrass for cryin' out loud so nobody should ever be surprised by what I'll be posting in these threads.

The fact they highlighted WWE Smackdown under the 'straight shows' category is just another sign of the coming apocalypse. I can't believe my brother spends thousands of dollars a year to go see that crap live.

:yikes:

Holy crap, I feel slightly dumber when I see a commercial or it comes on right after something I'm watching.

I'm sorry for your loss.

The fact they highlighted WWE Smackdown under the 'straight shows' category is just another sign of the coming apocalypse. I can't believe my brother spends thousands of dollars a year to go see that crap live.

Maybe he's not a full blood relative. :wave:

Maybe he's not a full blood relative. :wave:

Hah! The way that sucker's always borrowing money I'm leaning toward adopting that idea!

I know it's late in the evening, but I'm in the mood for...

The band Coldplay is the gay-bi/not gay-not bi, litmus test.

The band Coldplay is the gay-bi/not gay-not bi, litmus test.

They sound a lot like U2. Decipher that.

They sound a lot like U2. Decipher that.

Kurt I cite the difinitive authority-- the best comedy of all time The 40 Year Old Virgin... w/Cal (Seth Rogan) speaking to David (Paul Rudd):

Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
:lol:

YouTube - Bobby McFerrin - I've Got a Feeling

A little lunch listen.

YouTube - Coldplay - Viva La Vida i'm seeing paltrow

The band Coldplay is the gay-bi/not gay-not bi, litmus test.

Waitaminute - I LIKE Coldplay. I wonder what that means. Quick, Robin, to the batcave!

The band Coldplay is the gay-bi/not gay-not bi, litmus test.

YouTube - Coldplay - Viva La Vida i'm seeing paltrow

By the way, that song totally kicks butt. The lyrics are awesome - of course, I'm probably the only one in the dance club mulling over the philosophical meaning while other people are gettin' jiggy on the dance floor.

"Gettin' jiggy" is still a hip term, isn't it? If not, somebody let me know so I can find a replacement that's hot (disclaimer: the term "that's hot" is currently pending trademark attempts by one Paris Hilton - should she be awarded the trademark, I hereby claim no knowledge of having used the term without prior permission).