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Who cares about voting...Brit and Kfed are DONE!

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Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

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SoWal Insider
#27
so she's going sophisticated like Courtney Love did?
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FunnkaliciousAuthor
#28
so she's going sophisticated like Courtney Love did?

Courtney is such a bad ass in her own right!
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Beach Lover
#29
Britney is soo the new Whitney

Yet Kfed can't even touch Bobby Brown. He's [Kfed] too awful even for that, and he didn't even get Britney addicted to smack!

He doesn't even have any semblance of a music career.

Kevin Federline reportedly begged to keep his New York gig at Webster Hall despite only 300 people showing up to the 1,500 capacity club. And as if that weren't sad enough, he was scheduled to go on at 7pm but there were so few people he waited for three hours in hopes more fans would appear. A bartender there says:
"They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on," a Webster Hall bartender told Star. "He had to fight with them to keep this concert. He was holding things up because there weren't enough fans. It was a bad idea - he shouldn't have neglected the fans who were there." Federline's performance has been described as "mercifully short." Britney Spears's hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, "seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, 'Hey' thirty times in a row or 'New York, thank you for coming - buy my CD.'"
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SoWal Insider
#30
Courtney is such a bad ass in her own right!
Yes, I agree and she's slowly headed back to her old self - - so much better imo.
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Beach Fanatic
#31
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.":rolling: ​
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Beach Fanatic
#32
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).:rolling:

I told ya'll, I am really funny :floor:
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SoWal Insider
#33
I am so glad that she is OVER him and dumped his sorry arse!!!
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Meow
#34
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).:rolling:

I told ya'll, I am really funny :floor:

One piece of advice fff....WE will decide if you are funny or not. :roll:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#35
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).:rolling:

I told ya'll, I am really funny :floor:

Here is the funny test- we will call you "Triple F" if we get to see a pic of you dancing like a Chippendale guy.:roll:
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SoWal Insider
#36
:popcorn:
picky
#37
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).:rolling:

I told ya'll, I am really funny :floor:


Get with the program, FFF. Your significant other has already spilled the beans on you: she says you're not! If you're smart, you won't make her too mad. (You do want that Mooney, don't you?? :blush: )
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SoWal Expert
#38
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.":rolling: ​
Now that is funny with two "n's!"
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SoWal Expert
#39
Now that is funny with two "n's!"
You are mean.:pissed:
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SoWal Insider
#40
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).:rolling:

I told ya'll, I am really funny :floor:


Just remember, Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do It Yourself types. Don't become a statistic. :blink:
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Meow
#41
Just remember, Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do It Yourself types. Don't become a statistic. :blink:

Gem of the day! :clap_1:
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SoWal Staff
#42
You are mean.:pissed:

I don't get this. :idontno:
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#43
Gem of the day! :clap_1:

OMG, I so agree !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Beach Fanatic
#44
Just remember, Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the Do It Yourself types. Don't become a statistic. :blink:
Back to the menbashing again I see. Just remember if it wern't for us men you women would ......... Oh sh** I forgot my train of thought!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#45
Back to the menbashing again I see. Just remember if it wern't for us men you women would ......... Oh sh** I forgot my train of thought!

Do you need a woman to remind you want you were going to say? ;-)
KISH7374 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#46
Do you need a woman to remind you want you were going to say? ;-)
Hey every little bit helps!!!
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percy
#47
I could have voted if the airplane had not been broken.
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#49
fed-ex!!!!!

Eureka! Your best yet. One for the record books!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#50
Eureka! Your best yet. One for the record books!

How does she do that every freaking time? :idontno: She is so quick with the wit!!!!
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Meow
#51
How does she do that every freaking time? :idontno: She is so quick with the wit!!!!

Isn't it great...I have a talent that pays, sowell!!!:roll:

Honestly, I was running errands and saw we have a new Fed-ex Kinko's in the neighborhood and BINGO!!!

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