Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, and holding his "You-Know-What" in his hand.
"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"
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superJfunn
:floor: that is so good!!
little sugar
kathy you are on a roll today :clap_1: :clap_1:
fartblossom
:rolling:
SoWal Expert
I love nursing home jokes....reality though, is sometimes funnier than the jokes! 😀
fartblossom
I love nursing home jokes....reality though, is sometimes funnier than the jokes! 😀
that's the truth dd - i worked in a nsg home for almost 4 years and boy did we have some doozies !
SoWal Expert
that's the truth dd - i worked in a nsg home for almost 4 years and boy did we have some doozies !
I've got a million. mr. dd keeps telling me I need to write a book or a sitcom. somehow, i don't think the general public is ready :idontno: ;-)
fartblossom
I've got a million. mr. dd keeps telling me I need to write a book or a sitcom. somehow, i don't think the general public is ready :idontno: ;-)
one of my favorites was the first time i was there when our oldest resident's (at 102) son was coming to visit her one evening to take her to church. she kept talking about being so excited to see her baby boy. my baby boy this and my baby boy that...i couldn't wait to meet him. until i realized "baby boy" was 82 for crying out loud ! not sure what i expected, but it wasn't that. that was when i realized that everyone is truly someone's "baby" !
SoWal Expert
one of my favorites was the first time i was there when our oldest resident's (at 102) son was coming to visit her one evening to take her to church. she kept talking about being so excited to see her baby boy. my baby boy this and my baby boy that...i couldn't wait to meet him. until i realized "baby boy" was 82 for crying out loud ! not sure what i expected, but it wasn't that. that was when i realized that everyone is truly someone's "baby" !
:wub: Love it!
SoWal Insider
:funn: Great joke! Too funny! Needed that this morning!
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