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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. -- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. -- Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan

I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -- Mark Twain

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. -- Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it
-- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation . as you grow older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal

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Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#2
:lolabove: Thanks Darlene....I feel extra wise today!
audie avatar
audiefartblossom
#3
:rofl:
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#4
:lolabove: Thanks Darlene....I feel extra wise today!

You are alway's a wise kitty!
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#5
You are alway's a wise kitty!

More like a$$!!!!
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#6
More like a$$!!!!

You said it not me. ;-)
dbuck avatar
dbuckBeach Fanatic
#7
I love these KDW. :lolabove:
DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
#8
These are great!! :clap_1: You know I love quotes!! Thanks!!

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