into the
audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
woman
ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took
the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...
and the
guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt
Lake City,
Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were
strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was
fun but
relatively uneventful until they were headed home late
that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
restroom and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to
hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy
snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he had
better stop
and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front
seat of his
car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out
beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the
deep
snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest
against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
stood on the
side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a
real
gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was
the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the
situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately
came to
mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy
metal. It
was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due
to the
extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is
taking so
long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her
butt off and in
need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she
tried to cover
herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was,
they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of
the icy
metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament
in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only
one way to get
her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time
date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Tonight Show
prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants
down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment,
"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."
