I'm not one of those anti Valentines day people. I'm more of a romantic ....but the awful stories seem like sowal lounge fodder...Anyone??
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bean
What stories? 
Funnkalicious
Freshman year of college, 4 girls, on the floor of the dorm room in Auburn, downed 100 Willies Wings and tater tots.
And I remember why I'm single...
And I remember why I'm single...
Beach FanaticAuthor
Freshman year of college, 4 girls, on the floor of the dorm room in Auburn, downed 100 Willies Wings and tater tots.
And I remember why I'm single...
that's a good start kfunn...c'mon people i know you have them...
SoWal Expert
that's a good start kfunn...c'mon people i know you have them...
Ok....I have mentioned second husband on another thread today, but before I found out he wanted a divorce, heck, I just thought we were going through a "thing", you know? Anyway, on Valentine's Day, I attended my grandmother's funeral in the cold rain in Oklahoma and got home to find that he filed for divorce that day!!
p.s.--now you know why I sent him the dead roses.
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bean
Oh, I get it now...don't really have an awful one to share....several mediocre ones but none that bad.;-)
bean
Ok....I have mentioned second husband on another thread today, but before I found out he wanted a divorce, heck, I just thought we were going through a "thing", you know? Anyway, on Valentine's Day, I attended my grandmother's funeral in the cold rain in Oklahoma and got home to find that he filed for divorce that day!!
p.s.--now you know why I sent him the dead roses.
That's pretty awful...nice guy. Coulda waited a day.
SoWal Expert
That's pretty awful...nice guy. Coulda waited a day.
Bat turd.
Funnkalicious
that's a good start kfunn...c'mon people i know you have them...
Actually...it wasn't bad. It may have been my best ever.
Then there was the time I was dating this guy who turned out to be gay. He brought me muffins and a rose in an antique Sprite bottle.
I can't take anything of that nature seriously.
Let's see what happens tomorrow. The Vegas boyfriend could suprise us.
but probably not.:roll:
SoWal Insider
Bat turd.
If only you had known all of us back when. We would havve given him a :boxing:, quickly followed with a few
, then a little :bicycle:, with a 
. Then thrown his sorry arse to the 
. While we all 
, while having a few
!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
If only you had known all of us back when. We would havve given him a :boxing:, quickly followed with a few
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I'm not one of those anti Valentines day people. I'm more of a romantic ....but the awful stories seem like sowal lounge fodder...Anyone??you started this...how about you hoppy baby??
bean
If only you had known all of us back when. We would havve given him a :boxing:, quickly followed with a few
Yes, I totally agree. :clap_1:
SoWal Insider
Bat turd.
Bat turd and a cartel. (My new favorite word)
Beach Fanatic
Ok....I have mentioned second husband on another thread today, but before I found out he wanted a divorce, heck, I just thought we were going through a "thing", you know? Anyway, on Valentine's Day, I attended my grandmother's funeral in the cold rain in Oklahoma and got home to find that he filed for divorce that day!!
p.s.--now you know why I sent him the dead roses.
He is a total a$$hole. Dead flowers were too good for him.
But DD, you crack me up.
picky
Hardly the worse ever Valentine, but pretty annoying. That was the year we moved to Indianapolis and got browbeat into going out to dinner with another couple we didn't know very well, but they assured us that we were going to one of the "best" restaurants in the city. What some people think of as best defies description. We ate at an overpriced, crowded, suburban restaurant that did magic tricks by your table. I had scallops and they were so salty I couldn't eat them, which was very disappointing. The food, the conversation, and the atmosphere were mediocre...at best.
SoWal Expert
If only you had known all of us back when. We would havve given him a :boxing:, quickly followed with a few
Yes, I totally agree. :clap_1:
Bat turd and a cartel. (My new favorite word)
He is a total a$$hole. Dead flowers were too good for him.
But DD, you crack me up.
I wish I had known all of you back then! I sure coulda used you!! gttbm, I just know you woulda helped me make him sorry!!
He did also think I tried to back over him with his own pick up once. I really didn't, but I sure enjoyed letting him think it. Hey, maybe who I really needed was BR!!
Beach Fanatic
Ok....I have mentioned second husband on another thread today, but before I found out he wanted a divorce, heck, I just thought we were going through a "thing", you know? Anyway, on Valentine's Day, I attended my grandmother's funeral in the cold rain in Oklahoma and got home to find that he filed for divorce that day!!
p.s.--now you know why I sent him the dead roses.
Not good....glad you moved on AND the dead roses were perfect!!!!! No one needs to spend time with someone that does not adore them....well most days!;-)
Beach Fanatic
Speaking of sucky Valentine's Day happenings...I probably shouldn't post this, but we (Walton County) actually have restraining order hearings set for this afternoon 
SoWal Expert
Speaking of sucky Valentine's Day happenings...I probably shouldn't post this, but we (Walton County) actually have restraining order hearings set for this afternoon
Valentine's Day is no reason to postpone such urgent matters. Somebody's life could be saved.
On a similar note, relating love and the courts--
Bdarg and I were married in my grandmother's rose garden, on a Tuesday. A local judge came over during recess to marry us- he was presiding over a domestic violence case.Beach Fanatic
I have one better than that! Mr. dbuck married a couple once then 4 years later sentenced the man to prison for killing his wife. I told Mr. dbuck once that he didn't have a very good track record on marrying people, the marriages don't seem to stick.
I told Mr. dbuck once that he didn't have a very good track record on marrying people, the marriages don't seem to stick.bean
I have one better than that! Mr. dbuck married a couple once then 4 years later sentenced the man to prison for killing his wife.
Double
Beach Fanatic
If only you had known all of us back when. We would havve given him a :boxing:, quickly followed with a few
You should write a book gttbm!!!
Beach Fanatic
Bat turd.
Arsehol!!
SoWal Insider
You should write a book gttbm!!!
Only it could have the smilies. :rofl: One smilie is worth a thousand words.
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SoWal Insider
I have one better than that! Mr. dbuck married a couple once then 4 years later sentenced the man to prison for killing his wife.
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