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Worst Valentines EVER!

Hop avatar
Beach Fanatic
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I'm not one of those anti Valentines day people. I'm more of a romantic ....but the awful stories seem like sowal lounge fodder...Anyone??

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Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#27
I have one better than that! Mr. dbuck married a couple once then 4 years later sentenced the man to prison for killing his wife. :eek: I told Mr. dbuck once that he didn't have a very good track record on marrying people, the marriages don't seem to stick.

I thought it was against the law to sentence someone twice.
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#28
If only you had known all of us back when. We would havve given him a :boxing:, quickly followed with a few :banging:, then a little :bicycle:, with a :whack:. Then thrown his sorry arse to the :shark:. While we all :chill:, while having a few:drink:!


You go get'em girl!!!! GTTBM ~ protector of all SoWal wenches! :clap_1:
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Beach Fanatic
#29
I thought it was against the law to sentence someone twice.
:lolabove::floor::clap_1: Very clever!! :rofl:
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#30
I thought it was against the law to sentence someone twice.


:floor: :floor: Gull, you have a point there. I guess that guy definitely had grounds for an appeal.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#31
Ok....I have mentioned second husband on another thread today, but before I found out he wanted a divorce, heck, I just thought we were going through a "thing", you know? Anyway, on Valentine's Day, I attended my grandmother's funeral in the cold rain in Oklahoma and got home to find that he filed for divorce that day!!

p.s.--now you know why I sent him the dead roses.

:D good move girlfriend.
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#32
:D good move girlfriend.

;-)
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#33
DD, I hereby declare you the winner ~ ding ding ding or (bad dong dong dong). I don't think anybody can top that!!!
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#34
I do so wish I could think of something to tell on this thread. we've all had a sheitty valentine's day somehwere along the way, but my memory is failing me miserably... must have blocked it out completely...
Cil avatar
Beach Fanatic
#35
I don't think anybody can top that!!!
I certainly can't. Some real tales of woe here.
But today was kind of a crappy Valentine's Day for me.
I spent the day at preschool dealing with sugared up kids. My husband is 5 hours away. I just spent half an hour unclogging a disgusting toilet.(Dishwashing liquid really works!)
All I've had to eat all day is a bowl of yogurt and two pieces of fudge.
I am about to open a bottle of Cabernet. ;-)
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#36
I certainly can't. Some real tales of woe here.
But today was kind of a crappy Valentine's Day for me.
I spent the day at preschool dealing with sugared up kids. My husband is 5 hours away. I just spent half an hour unclogging a disgusting toilet.(Dishwashing liquid really works!)
All I've had to eat all day is a bowl of yogurt and two pieces of fudge.
I am about to open a bottle of Cabernet. ;-)

:wub: happy valentine's day Cil!!!
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#37
I certainly can't. Some real tales of woe here.
But today was kind of a crappy Valentine's Day for me.
I spent the day at preschool dealing with sugared up kids. My husband is 5 hours away. I just spent half an hour unclogging a disgusting toilet.(Dishwashing liquid really works!)
All I've had to eat all day is a bowl of yogurt and two pieces of fudge.
I am about to open a bottle of Cabernet. ;-)

Let's make this a group endeavor.
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#38
DD, I hereby declare you the winner ~ ding ding ding or (bad dong dong dong). I don't think anybody can top that!!!

:biggrin: Oh yippee!! I love being a winner!! He sure wasn't!!
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#39
Let's make this a group endeavor.

:clap_1:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#40
Let's make this a group endeavor.

I second the motion. it's not Thurs D/S/C night yet but what the heck?
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#41
I second the motion. it's not Thurs D/S/C night yet but what the heck?


That's OK- major holiday trumps day of the week when planning d/s/c.

I have made the executive decision that it is too cold to go out to dinner.
Hop avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#42
I certainly can't. Some real tales of woe here.
But today was kind of a crappy Valentine's Day for me.
I spent the day at preschool dealing with sugared up kids. My husband is 5 hours away. I just spent half an hour unclogging a disgusting toilet.(Dishwashing liquid really works!)
All I've had to eat all day is a bowl of yogurt and two pieces of fudge.
I am about to open a bottle of Cabernet. ;-)

good one cil...happy valentines!!
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#43
That's OK- major holiday trumps day of the week when planning d/s/c.

I have made the executive decision that it is too cold to go out to dinner.

:floor: :floor:
No kiddin!!!! Brrrrrrrrrr!!! I wouldn't even go if I DID have a date!! As it is, I'm having left over lasagna and watching AI....ahhhh....what a great night!
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directionally challenged
#44
:biggrin: Oh yippee!! I love being a winner!! He sure wasn't!!

I can't believe that someone could be so cruel. I'm sorry you had to go through that but on the upside you would have never met that wonderful Mr. DD :wub: that you have now, lucky gull!
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#45
I can't believe that someone could be so cruel. I'm sorry you had to go through that but on the upside you would have never met that wonderful Mr. DD :wub: that you have now, lucky gull!

awww...thanks. I guess we all have to go through crap to appreciate the good times, huh?

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