You're So SoWal If . . . [2012]

If you were in the Truman Show.

Your'e so SoWal if you have partied at Harry's beach cottage beside the Red Bar

If you have peed behind a towel at Grayton Beach (wink wink)

Youre so SoWal if you've ever woke up on the beach at sunrise with your pants on backwards.

Youre so SoWal if you've ever repaired your beach chair with a SoWal sticker.

Or your beach truck, or bike.

... you keep SoWal stickers in your purse so you can place them in special places.

You're so SoWal....... if the most essential items in your toolbox are spraycans of WD-40 and Rustoleum.....

Bump! Let's hear some more!

YSSWI...you take offense whenever someone accuses you of "living in Destin".

When you're on vacation somewhere else and someone asks you where in Florida you are from you answer, "on the beach between Panama City and Destin."

You believe school starts back too early.

You haven't seen snow in 20 years.

You always have a kayak or surfboard on top of your car.

You don't pay attention to weather reports more than 3 hours out.

You can't wait for Captain Larry's next fish report.