You're So SoWal If ...

[buster]

...if sand in intimate places at intimate times has enhanced your pleasure.

 

[buster]

...you got a check from BP and paid for your sex change operation.

 

[buster]

...your dial has not moved off 30A Radio in years.

 

[buster]

...whenever you remember 30ATV you still wonder what they were smoking.

 

[buster]

...you've biked every foot of the 30A bike path.

 

[buster]

...you don't own a watch or a tie.

 

[buster]

..you attend over 4,300 fundraisers per year.

 

[buster]

...you laugh when someone say their lot is high and dry.

 

[Sheila]

You walk out your front door early in the morning for a walk, and along the way you meet up with several neighbors and friends. also out for an early morning walk. As you reach your destination you realize you have all arrived at the same destination. To collect your car from Seaside, because you all had waaaaaay toooooo much funn at Bud & Ally's the night before!

 

[Kurt]

If you attended the one and only SoWal Crunkfest.