SJ, that is so cool. I'm glad he was at your house, not mine, because I might have freaked. Very neat.
And don't get me started on lubber grasshoppers, aka "Georgia Thumpers." I could write a book. They will gnaw anything you have planted, especially young plants with tender shoots, right down to the roots.
One appropriate story...one of my brothers grew up to have a successful career in the USAF/NSA and has a second successful career in whatever it is he does (can't tell us or he would have to shoot us). As a young boy, he would sit cross-legged on the ground and talk to a snake. At the same time, he was absolutely terrified of the Georgia Thumpers, especially when they would hatch and totally cover tall weeds. He'd start crying "Overhoppers! Overhoppers!" and my mom would have to pick him up and carry him.
Thirty-something years later, the guys in the dark suits are interviewing all the family in preparation for my brother's security clearance, and my mother TELLS THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY that he is afraid of grasshoppers.
