...you see a hurricane coming and you ask SJ to run by your place to see if it's okay
...you get fired from your job and you're happy about it
...you see a person's screen name and you know their real name, too
...your spouse/SO knows who you're talking about when you refer to gttbm or LL or RO
...you know more about what's going on in a SoWaller's family than you do your own
...you're late for your work-out because you're responding to a post
...you've stopped watching TV or reading books because SoWal is your best source of information
...you have a mental image of the regulars even if you actually have no idea what they look like
...you check SoWal.com even when you're in SoWal
...dinner is late, the kids are starving, the house looks like a bomb hit it, and your spouse walks in and says "what did you do today" even though s/he knows the answer...
Any more?
(With thanks to another forum from whom I adapted this!)
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163GraytonBound
GraytonBoundBeach FanaticThe Nooga947 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
......when you sleep with a cell phone because Beach Runner said to 😀
Smiling JOe
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
... when you sleep with a loaded 12 gauge sawed-off shotgun because Beach Runner told you to do so.:shock:
Dabell
DabellBeach FanaticNew York471 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
You know you might be on Sowal a long time, when a date calls you up and askes you out and you tell them that you have a lot of reading and writting to do on the computer and you are JUST to busy tonight!
jessifunn
jessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunn
who would ever a silly thing like that???
Kimmifunn
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
who would ever a silly thing like that???I would take a little lovin' over Sowal'n any day. Sorry guys!
Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
I would take a little lovin' over Sowal'n any day. Sorry guys!
Thank goodness!
Kimmifunn
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
Thank goodness!Yes! I was worried you were down for the night! Sweet! :clap_1:
jessifunn
jessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunn
hi sueshore glad your better. 😀
Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
hi sueshore glad your better. 😀
Thanks gull....HMM brought me some Pink Pepto Bismol Caplets, because I was sick of that liquid! I am lucky I married him 28 years ago....just for this day alone!
Kimmifunn
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
Thanks gull....HMM brought me some Pink Pepto Bismol Caplets, because I was sick of that liquid! I am lucky I married him 28 years ago....just for this day alone!
Don't you have a son? J-Funn like 'em young. She rounds up..if he's 20...she'll take him at 21. Sound good?
jessifunn
jessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunn
Don't you have a son? J-Funn like 'em young. She rounds up..if he's 20...she'll take him at 21. Sound good?you are such a jerk. i just said that about you not me!!!
Kimmifunn
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
you are such a jerk. i just said that about you not me!!!:roll: :roll: Cucoo. You are koo koo for cocopuffs.
Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Don't you have a son? J-Funn like 'em young. She rounds up..if he's 20...she'll take him at 21. Sound good?
Oh dude...he is way too CRUSTY for you!
Kimmifunn
KimmifunnFunnkaliciousHollyhood9,699 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnkalicious
Oh dude...he is way too CRUSTY for you!Is he a hippy?
Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
:roll: :roll: Cucoo. You are koo koo for cocopuffs.
And we like that! Where do I find the Thanksgiving Lady again...I miss her!
jessifunn
jessifunnsuperJfunnSeagrove Beach4,810 postsJoined View profileMessagesuperJfunn
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here she is la la la she is also my tar dum dum dum
Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Thank you very much lalala I added to my favorites dumdumdum It makes me very happy dododo
Beach Runner
Beach Runnerbeats on hoodNear the ATL and in SoWal as often as possible15,269 postsJoined View profileMessagebeats on hood
... when you sleep with a loaded 12 gauge sawed-off shotgun because Beach Runner told you to do so.:shock:Better READy than DEADy! The local police took 20 minutes to get here after our home invasion. If the perps had decided to shoot us, we would have been dead long before the police arrived.
BTW it turns out that the perps were the daughter and son-in-law of a professor who reports to me (I'm department chair). Back then when my husband was out of the country, I used to stay with my Mom in ATL to help with my small child. But I was too tired that night, so we went to sleep early and planned to leave the next AM. When they saw the lights off early, they thought we were gone. They did 25+ break-ins in our town, and both went to jail. They picked upscale houses (they were called the "shopping list" burglars), and stole expensive clothing, jewelry, furniture, paintings, etc. Almost every family in my daughter's class at her private school got hit. The local bank president got hit twice because the woman wore the same size as the president's wife and liked her taste in clothes. Another family got hit twice because the man liked his Ralph Lauren clothes. At one home they were brazen enough to fix a steak dinner, read the daughter's diary, and flush the goldfish down the commode.
The woman is out of jail - I avoid her presence whenever I hear that she is on campus visiting her father - I just might punch her out if I saw her face-to-face. Her husband is still in jail because he raped a few women while he was doing the home invasions.
BTW don't forget the cell phone by the bed in case they cut your phone line like most home invaders do!
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Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
...you live in Texas and can't wait to see if whiteyfunn shows up on TV at an SEC game!
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