Attention Rednecks!

The beach IS NOT AN ASHTRAY! Even though it has sand like some of the large pots outside the walmart where you drop your lit cigarettes on the way in, I repeat, the beach IS NOT AN ASHTRAY! Keep your butts off SoWal beaches!

Beer cans and bottle caps should not be left on the beach as a symbol of your beer-consuming prowess.

Peanut shells, although they are organic, are still trash! Do not throw them on the beach (see cigarette instructions above). Same goes for watermelon rinds and other parts of food you won't eat, like chicken bones.

Do not throw trash of any kind outside your moving vehicle, especially lit butts which cause forest fires! Do not throw trash into the back of your pickup truck! It flies out while you are attempting to run bicyclists off the road! Bicyclists have just as much right to the road as you do and they don't leave butts on the beach.

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