[B]Appears in Today's Daily News What's Your Idea for a TV Series Title ? [/B] [SIZE=4][B]A real cash cow! [/B] [/SIZE]I think I've figured out a way for Walton County commissioners to generate the required revenue to pay for our new bridge. It's a new reality television series that wood chronicle the day-today shenanigans of the County Commission. Think of it. Neither the Kardashian tramps nor the Jersey Shore gang can hold a candle to our own cast of political hucksters. We'll give them names like •"Boat-ramp Brannon" and "Surtax Sara" and "the Waste Manager." Every week, viewers would be treated to our latest scandal (we've always got one). I know it would make us the Laughing stock of the entire nation, but think of the cash we'd have at our disposal! The Fab Five would become national celebrities and tourists would flock to Walton County for autograph signings. We could sell T-shirts that say "My Parents Vacationed in Walton County and All I Got Was This Stupid Tax!" I'm telling you, this thing could be a real cash cow! If we must continue sailing with this ship of fools, we might as well figure out a way to profit off them. Isn't that what they've • been doing to us? We might even figure out a way to put a surtax on our show. Now all we need is a name for the show. How about "Tax Men" or "The Wizards of Walton"? J.W. McBROOM DeFuniak Springs
