Maybe Sowal needs an 'au natural' resort...

And this could be the scene at Red Bar next summer.......................

Only if they practice hedonism.

Well, they're all over the rest of Florida, why not Sowal? :idontno:

I don't think that I will be "hanging out" at the Red Bar if that is the case.

..especially if they're playing Swing music.. :shock:

..especially if they're playing Swing music.. :shock:

:funn:

😱 I don't think I want to be "hanging out" au natural and I don't think anybody would want me to be :floor:

And this could be the scene at Red Bar next summer.......................

THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA WRONG!!! :shock:

The one guy wearing clothes looks kinda dumb.

..especially if they're playing Swing music.. :shock:

Or "hard" rock. :floor:

The one guy wearing clothes looks kinda dumb.

And the woman with all that jewelry on! They look yucky to me, standing there all naked and stuff. :puke:

I'm probably going to get too graphic here but I saw some kind of a PBS or TLC show once about these nude clubs. These people walk around and always carry a small washcloth to place on all the chairs before they sit down. I mean, come on. How funn is that???!!!! What does that tell you???

I think I rather see the banana hammocks vs. nekkedness. 😱

I know someone who applied to be a security guard at a nudist camp.... Hmmm, where would he keep his gun?

Over in Europe, we are much more accepting of nudity, especially on our beaches, and as you may know, women topless at a beach are a regular occurance. It is interesting that yanks focus so much on nudity or near nudity, but are aghast when they actually see some. Currently in Bejing on assignment, but hope to be back to the states in a couple of weeks.

New meaning to 'Ball boy'..............

One word...Ick!!! 😱 😱 😱 Personally, I'm not the LEAST bit impressed with a man, feeling the need to let it all hang out! Less is more, to me! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA WRONG!!! :shock:

Over in Europe, we are much more accepting of nudity, especially on our beaches, and as you may know, women topless at a beach are a regular occurance. It is interesting that yanks focus so much on nudity or near nudity, but are aghast when they actually see some. Currently in Bejing on assignment, but hope to be back to the states in a couple of weeks.

I can deal with topless - saw much of it on our trip to Cancun a couple of weeks ago and thought nothing of it, but it's the bottomless idea that grosses me out. :puke: I mean, come on, there are some hygiene issues that I won't go into, but a washcloth just doesn't cut it for me! I'm not sitting my naked tush (or clothed tush, for that matter) on a chair that has just been vacated by a naked stranger!

I can deal with topless - saw much of it on our trip to Cancun a couple of weeks ago and thought nothing of it, but it's the bottomless idea that grosses me out. :puke: I mean, come on, there are some hygiene issues that I won't go into, but a washcloth just doesn't cut it for me! I'm not sitting my naked tush (or clothed tush, for that matter) on a chair that has just been vacated by a naked stranger!

Exactly my feelings too! Is that the grossest thing ever??!! But than again, I'm a germ-a-phobe. If I could walk around in a bio-harzard suit without looking like a freak, I would.

I have some really funn-y stories about the craziest gig we were ever paid highly enough to do, years ago. We were one of several dozen bands hired to play Nudestock, a 3-day music festival for nudists. I learned a bunch of things.
1. You don't ever call it a "nudist colony"...for some reason that makes them upset.
2. You definitely start to feel weird and uptight being the only ones in sight wearing clothes.
3. They are all very careful to use towels to sit on. A comforting thought.
4. The men thought nothing of deep frying big turkeys in big oil vats... completely naked and without an apron. Talk about cohones ...(oops.)
5. They couldn't pay us highly enough to play it again the following year.
6. The rest must be plied out of me over a tasty brew at the Red Bar. Nuff said.