Jeff Foxworthy In Town

Seeing that the target audience so far is limited to the supermarket tabloid readers and fans of the HeeHaw Channel, I don't think we have anything to fear at this juncture.

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Shelly You are on a roll--your posts on this thread are cracking me up!!!!

The real story here is this isn't the "Redneck Riviera" but "America's Riveriera" that attracts the rich and famous. That Redneck Rivera thing was started by some jealous East and South Florida types. We've always been prettier, and now we're attracting the A List. Glad he and Jessica and Tony can come here to relax.

Seeing that the target audience so far is limited to the supermarket tabloid readers and fans of the HeeHaw Channel, I don't think we have anything to fear at this juncture.

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They have a HeeHaw channel now??????

" I searched the world over and thought I 'd found true love. You found another and 'thruppp' you were gone."

Thanks for the laugh, Shelly.

The only celebrity I ever considered stalking was Robert Plant, who was rumored to be staying in Watercolor 4th of July 2007. And I never found out if he was really there, but wow, that would have been really cool.

I glanced through this week's People. I didn't see anyone in there that I would get really excited about seeing, and that's if I even recognized them!

The only celebrity I ever considered stalking was Robert Plant, who was rumored to be staying in Watercolor 4th of July 2007. And I never found out if he was really there, but wow, that would have been really cool.

I glanced through this week's People. I didn't see anyone in there that I would get really excited about seeing, and that's if I even recognized them!

I'd get excited if I saw Clive Owen anywhere.

I'd get excited if I saw Clive Owen anywhere.

Daniel Craig, Anthony Bourdain or Stephen Colbert would do the trick for me.

The real story here is this isn't the "Redneck Riviera" but "America's Riveriera" that attracts the rich and famous. That Redneck Rivera thing was started by some jealous East and South Florida types. We've always been prettier, and now we're attracting the A List.

Are you sure that the Rednecks in the South East didn't start that name, to keep the other people scared to visit and discover the beach?

If these people are the "A list," who is on the B list?

I saw all the celebrities I wanted to see while I was in town. Ok, not all of them, but a lot of them. The famous Dargs with their little Princess (She beats the heck out of Jessica Simpson any day), Some of those gorgeous Steelings, Mr. SJ himself, jfunn (she is a celebrity to me), Daddy-O, Tootsie, and their little cutie patootie Spidey, Allifunn and her cute son, and Teddy Bear from the Waco's, all those boy's from Dread. Who needs Jessica and Tony, or Foxworthy, or Sheryl, when we have all these other beautiful celebrities amongst us.

p.s. SHELLY, you are next on my list. ;-)

p.s. SHELLY, you are next on my list. ;-)

...I tend to be on a lot of peoples' "list."

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You might be a redneck if your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.

Daniel Craig, Anthony Bourdain or Stephen Colbert would do the trick for me.

You might be a redneck if your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.