Southern Weddings on Saturdays in the Fall

Epic fail!

Couple doesn't care about football or is so in love they think love is more important.
- football is love. What about your friends and family? Want them to start off your union hating you?

Couple's team isn't playing that day.
- fine if said couple are the only ones at the wedding. Although the officiant might be pissed.

Just didn't think about it when we chose a date in the Spring months earlier.
- you're not too stupid to marry, but please don't have offspring.

We'll have TVs at the reception.
- really!? Give me a break.

Bride doesn't care about football and thinks a wedding is "a little more important than grown men bashing each other like neanderthals".
- won't last a year.