Random Thoughts

[Matt J]

How does a deaf schizophrenic hear the voices in their head?

 

[Teresa]

Remember Doug and Wendy Whiner from SNL? Well, Miss Kitty has been suffering from that condition and it is not to be laughed at!!!! D I V E R T I C U L I T I S!!!!! I have been writhing in pain on the sofa for two days. Just thought you'd like to know. :misskitty:

holy crap!
prayers and stuff sent up!
feel better soon!

 

[Rita]

How does a deaf schizophrenic hear the voices in their head?

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[Teresa]

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love the smiley falling out of chair.

 

[Rita]

love the smiley falling out of chair.

SoWal needs that one!..

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[LuciferSam]

How does a deaf schizophrenic hear the voices in their head?

He observes the pink elephant's body language and facial expression. 99% of communication is non-verbal.

 

[Matt J]

He observes the pink elephant's body language and facial expression. 99% of communication is non-verbal.

Pffft. Shows what you know, it's a purple elephant. :roll:

 

[MrMentalFitness]

Has anybody ever taken the initiative to find out whether a bear does s*%t in the woods - or are we just so lazy we prefer to only ask the question?

 

[LuciferSam]

Has anybody ever taken the initiative to find out whether a bear does s*%t in the woods - or are we just so lazy we prefer to only ask the question?

There needs to be a Geico commercial for that one!

 

[Matt J]

Has anybody ever taken the initiative to find out whether a bear does s*%t in the woods - or are we just so lazy we prefer to only ask the question?

The answer is yes. Unless it's sh!tting in the dumpster or honey colony.