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For Sale - Slightly Used Toilet Paper Squares

Smiling JOe avatar
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For Sale - Slightly Used Toilet Paper Squares. I have this idea of how we can use as many squares of TP we want and still save trees. There has to be a market for used TP. Who wants some?

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Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
For Sale - Slightly Used Toilet Paper Squares. I have this idea of how we can use as many squares of TP we want and still save trees. There has to be a market for used TP. Who wants some?

Come on SJ what's in your coffee?????????????:eek: ;-)
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#3
Come on SJ what's in your coffee?????????????:eek: ;-)
Just trying to come up with ideas on how we can save trees. I thought everyone was doing it. :idontno::funn:
Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#4
Just trying to come up with ideas on how we can save trees. I thought everyone was doing it. :idontno::funn:

Gotcha. Very good idea!!:wub:
Bdarg avatar
Beach Fanatic
#5
Just trying to come up with ideas on how we can save trees. I thought everyone was doing it. :idontno::funn:

I was think that the market might go more for rolls of leaves. Especially if you could make rolls of kudzu leaves.
Beach Comber
#6
HEY! Joe
I will do my part
put me down for a dozen !
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#7
HEY! Joe
I will do my part
put me down for a dozen !
Thanks for your order. That will be $4.94 + s&h. The shipping part isn't too expensive, but the handling can be a real biotch. :D

(Why can I type ass and hell, but not b_tch? )

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TNJed avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
No shipping needed Joe. The distribution system is already in place. I've set my bowl to "receive", flush me a bakers dozen.:rolling:
Beach Fanatic
#9
after you get outta the TOMB :clap_1:
TNJed avatar
Beach Fanatic
#10
after you get outta the TOMB :clap_1:


I've been outed! Do I see a fellow Titan fan in the house? :clap_1:
Beach Runner avatar
beats on hood
#11
Just trying to come up with ideas on how we can save trees. I thought everyone was doing it. :idontno::funn:
Are you OCD like I am? I count the squares as I pull them off the roll. It's not that I'm so worried about trees -- I'm just into numerology and patterns and thus obsessed with certain numbers. I taught a course about geniuses recently. Not to say that I'm a genius, but they are typically OCD and into numbers and patterns as well.
Smiling JOe avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#12
Are you OCD like I am? I count the squares as I pull them off the roll. It's not that I'm so worried about trees -- I'm just into numerology and patterns and thus obsessed with certain numbers. I taught a course about geniuses recently. Not to say that I'm a genius, but they are typically OCD and into numbers and patterns as well.
What do you mean "squares?" I thought everyone was budgeted one square per visit?
Beach Runner avatar
beats on hood
#13
What do you mean "squares?" I thought everyone was budgeted one square per visit?
:floor:
Beach Fanatic
#14
I've been outed! Do I see a fellow Titan fan in the house? :clap_1:
Oh yeah :cool:
MAN-go avatar
Beach Lover
#15
Are you OCD like I am? I count the squares as I pull them off the roll. It's not that I'm so worried about trees -- I'm just into numerology and patterns and thus obsessed with certain numbers. I taught a course about geniuses recently. Not to say that I'm a genius, but they are typically OCD and into numbers and patterns as well.

Darling, those "in" the know seized that behaviour back in the Middle Ages around the same time of blood leeching to remove disease.

The real gentry use gold encrusted paper without perforation. ;)
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#16
Are you OCD like I am? I count the squares as I pull them off the roll. It's not that I'm so worried about trees -- I'm just into numerology and patterns and thus obsessed with certain numbers. I taught a course about geniuses recently. Not to say that I'm a genius, but they are typically OCD and into numbers and patterns as well.

Now will a scientific mind pull TP off based on output? :idontno: :razz:
picky
#17
What do you mean "squares?" I thought everyone was budgeted one square per visit?

The funny thing is, you CAN use one square--just like certain singers--but only if they're double ply. Which kinda defeats the purpose. :lol:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#18
Is it just me, or are things getting stranger and stranger around here? :idontno:
picky
#19
Is it just me, or are things getting stranger and stranger around here? :idontno:


It must be something in the water. :biggrin:
Beach Runner avatar
beats on hood
#20
Now will a scientific mind pull TP off based on output? :idontno: :razz:
Based on output, it can be any Fibonacci number. That gives one a lot of choices. BTW 1 is a Fibonacci number.
:floor:

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Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#21
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Based on output, it can be any Fibonacci number. That gives one a lot of choices. BTW 1 is a Fibonacci number.
:floor:

I was thinking more along the lines of

Li = mc
___
square


Li - being lithium, the lightest element when also mixed with water = hydrogen gas.
Square being one square of TP.

:biggrin:

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Beach Runner avatar
beats on hood
#22
=

I was thinking more along the lines of

Li = mc
___
square


Li - being lithium, the lightest element when also mixed with water = hydrogen gas.
Square being one square of TP.

:biggrin:
Good one!
Bobby J avatar
Beach Fanatic
#23
What do you mean "squares?" I thought everyone was budgeted one square per visit?

Have Bev Tell you her Dads prison story one day about only getting one square... It may be the funniest thing I have ever heard. True story and can not tell over board. A little too graphic and hard to explain. It is a visual. :biggrin:

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Beach Comber
#24
Have Bev Tell you her Dads prison story one day about only getting one square... It may be the funniest thing I have ever heard. True story and can not tell over board. A little too graphic and hard to explain. It is a visual. :biggrin:

You are right,too much information here-never know who' watching. We were taught this in basic training in the Army. Take square, fold in half twice, tear off 1/4 inch of common corner and save for last step, unfold revieling a hole in the center, insert index finger.....what? Oh yeah,too much info.
Bobby J avatar
Beach Fanatic
#25
You are right,too much information here-never know who' watching. We were taught this in basic training in the Army. Take square, fold in half twice, tear off 1/4 inch of common corner and save for last step, unfold revieling a hole in the center, insert index finger.....what? Oh yeah,too much info.

:yikes: You got it!

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