The house has a good start, but just isn't Ho enough. Suggestions appreciated too.
My weekend home in Paxton has "Ho Decor" (just for fun
). Anyone that has tacky stuff they want to get rid of or sell, like velvet curtains/stage drapes, funky lamps with feathers, prisms, rugs, rope lights, chandeliers, pictures, pillows, etc....PM me or respond to this thead.
The house has a good start, but just isn't Ho enough. Suggestions appreciated too.
The house has a good start, but just isn't Ho enough. Suggestions appreciated too.
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29SWGB
I strongly reccommend the drapes at Royal Orchid. Some friends used a similar fabric to complete the French Whore theme of their bedroom.
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I strongly reccommend the drapes at Royal Orchid. Some friends used a similar fabric to complete the French Whore theme of their bedroom.
I just googled royal orchid.....nada???? Is RO a store???? HELP

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I just googled royal orchid.....nada???? Is RO a store???? HELP
Sorry, it is the Thai place in Miramar on 98 across from The Melting Pot.
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Sorry, it is the Thai place in Miramar on 98 across from The Melting Pot.
Well, I guess I need to go there and just rip them off the rod!!!!!!!
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I have no idea where you'd find it, but I once went through an open house in Michigan where the master bedroom had wallpaper featuring monochrome red frolicking naked ladies on a white/cream background. The red parts appeared to be velvet or velveteen, but I was definitely not going to touch anything in that room to confirm it.
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I have no idea where you'd find it, but I once went through an open house in Michigan where the master bedroom had wallpaper featuring monochrome red frolicking naked ladies on a white/cream background. The red parts appeared to be velvet or velveteen, but I was definitely not going to touch anything in that room to confirm it.
Oh man...that would be perfect! The master suite is red, gold, cream and black.....with a touch of brown from the Ho lamp my mother bought for the house. Yes...Mama is in on it too.

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I have the perfect item for you! 
I just wish I could give you the lovely tiger chaise that's in the house I'm renting. I think it's brandy new.
The house is for sale so eventually you may be in luck. If you would like me to pass your contact information along to the landlord, you're welcome to PM me.

I just wish I could give you the lovely tiger chaise that's in the house I'm renting. I think it's brandy new.
The house is for sale so eventually you may be in luck. If you would like me to pass your contact information along to the landlord, you're welcome to PM me.
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I have the perfect item for you!
I just wish I could give you the lovely tiger chaise that's in the house I'm renting. I think it's brandy new.
The house is for sale so eventually you may be in luck. If you would like me to pass your contact information along to the landlord, you're welcome to PM me.
Hmmm...might have to come visit........I'll bring the vodka and the pick up truck.:leaving:

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Oh man...that would be perfect! The master suite is red, gold, cream and black.....with a touch of brown from the Ho lamp my mother bought for the house. Yes...Mama is in on it too.
Please tell me it is a leg lamp. If not, well ... you HAVE to.
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Please tell me it is a leg lamp. If not, well ... you HAVE to.
I have the leg lamp, complete with stiletto heal and fish net stockings...gulp..from my brother-in-law and mother-in-law. They found it in a flea market in N. Alabama and the proprietor gave it to them to get it off his hands. Said no one would buy it! Huh...it's my absolute favorite piece
It has leopard skin and pointy studs on the lamp shade. Definite HO.Beach Fanatic
I have the leg lamp, complete with stiletto heal and fish net stockings...gulp..from my brother-in-law and mother-in-law. They found it in a flea market in N. Alabama and the proprietor gave it to them to get it off his hands. Said no one would buy it! Huh...it's my absolute favorite pieceIt has leopard skin and pointy studs on the lamp shade. Definite HO.
Just be careful. It's probably fra-geel-ay
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My weekend home in Paxton has "Ho Decor" (just for fun). Anyone that has tacky stuff they want to get rid of or sell, like velvet curtains/stage drapes, funky lamps with feathers, prisms, rugs, rope lights, chandeliers, pictures, pillows, etc....PM me or respond to this thead.
The house has a good start, but just isn't Ho enough. Suggestions appreciated too.
Love this thread. Have you tried ebay? Some pretty funky stuff on there, including wallpaper and material
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Love this thread. Have you tried ebay? Some pretty funky stuff on there, including wallpaper and material
Lots of eBay stuff already...Ebay does not have a HO category which makes hunting very difficult.:funn:
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Lots of eBay stuff already...Ebay does not have a HO category which makes hunting very difficult.:funn:
Look under funky, retro and red velvet
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Look under funky, retro and red velvet
Thanks...going right now. I'll keep you posted.
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Please post pics when you are done!
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Found some 100% cotton velvet drape panels (12 of them) gold color. I haven't figured out how to get a pic from eBay onto Sowal......HELP.
Also bid on a 3 x 5 retro red shag rug...very funky...very cool. Give me destructions on how to get pic's on here, and I'll get them to ya.
Also bid on a 3 x 5 retro red shag rug...very funky...very cool. Give me destructions on how to get pic's on here, and I'll get them to ya.
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Just be careful. It's probably fra-geel-ay
I've been rolling "fra-geel-ay" around in my head, and darn it.....?????? Whay does it mean???? Fragile???

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I've been rolling "fra-geel-ay" around in my head, and darn it.....?????? Whay does it mean???? Fragile???
Yep. Don't you remember that line from the movie? Fra-geel-ay?
As for having a little Ho in you house...
Shall I just come sit in the living room? Then you'd have the Ho Down!
And the lo-down....
yo.

I'm sure I have a leopard print purse lamp with fur/feather trim somewhere....
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Yep. Don't you remember that line from the movie? Fra-geel-ay?
As for having a little Ho in you house...
Shall I just come sit in the living room? Then you'd have the Ho Down!
And the lo-down....
yo.
I'm sure I have a leopard print purse lamp with fur/feather trim somewhere....
You would be a most welcome addition to the Ho House or any house for that matter
I'm getting ideas on a Ho House Decorating Partae!!!Beach Fanatic
Yep. Don't you remember that line from the movie? Fra-geel-ay?
Haha! I mentioned that movie to her last night!
And I sure do miss those long ago days watchin' movies with you at the Seagrove store, Drunkkenartist!
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Yep. Don't you remember that line from the movie? Fra-geel-ay?
Haha! I mentioned that movie to her last night!
And I sure do miss those long ago days watchin' movies with you at the Seagrove store, Drunkkenartist!
I guess I didn't get it then, either.....It shows that I have watched very few movies.
KitLit...I heard all about those SHOES!!!!! Uncle said it was like Christmas at your house last night and he was sorry I missed it!
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Remember those motel beds with the magic fingers?
If you could get the fingers without the old mattress, that is. ;-) Don't forget red lights and black lights too probably. Maybe a mirror ball...
a disco ho ;-)
kitlit 
a disco ho ;-)
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Very good, ASH........mine is similar..the leg, shoe and fish net stocking...although mine looks like she has been on her knee. The lamp shade is different...I like this one too.

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