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Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGBFor Sale
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2826 S County Highway 395, Santa Rosa Beach, 32459

$1,095,000 | 1 bd • 1 ba

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bob bob avatar
bob bobBeach Fanatic
#2
What a joke. That means mine is worth $10 mil.
Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGBAuthor
#3
If this goes I'll put a van on a lot and list it for 250k.
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30A SkunkapeSkunky
#5
Russian oligarchs buying more stuff.
Dawn avatar
DawnBeach Fanatic
#6
If this goes I'll put a van on a lot and list it for 250k.
You could probably find a decent lot in Freeport for 250k.
Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGBAuthor
#7
You could probably find a decent lot in Freeport for 250k.

Gotta be south of the bay for crazy pricing.
Lake View Too avatar
Lake View TooSoWal Insider
#8
Once it hits CNN and national coverage, it will sell itself just for the novelty of it. Can you imagine the bragging rights to say, "Oh Percy, that is nothing. I bought a 196 square foot house for over a million dollars. It may not be large enough for poodle Fifi, but that's how filthy rich I am..." ( I wish I was joking.)
bob1Beach Fanatic
#9
I bet the Trump banner Ahole guy needs a place for his bumper sticker.
Lake View Too avatar
Lake View TooSoWal Insider
#10
I bet the Trump banner Ahole guy needs a place for his bumper sticker.
I know a place he can stuff his bumper sticker...
outofadreamBeach Fanatic
#11
Once it hits CNN and national coverage, it will sell itself just for the novelty of it. Can you imagine the bragging rights to say, "Oh Percy, that is nothing. I bought a 196 square foot house for over a million dollars. It may not be large enough for poodle Fifi, but that's how filthy rich I am..." ( I wish I was joking.)
The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown
Lake View Too avatar
Lake View TooSoWal Insider
#12
The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown
If you are looking for realism, I doubt it is a quarter acre, and with the right of way of 395, and the set backs on a triangular lot, factored in with the lake ordinance requirements, and , of course, parking requirements....is it really worth a million dollars? Of course, we may being approaching a bubble, but it is always a great time to buy... hahaha. ( Oh wow, that was just too snarky.)
Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGBAuthor
#13
The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown

You do realize that house is that size due to the irregularities of the lot? It actually took variances to get to what it is, mostly because it was less than the minimum you can build, but also hampered by setbacks.
PoppaJ avatar
PoppaJSoWal Insider
#14
The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown
Yea, you can knock it down and build a smaller one.😉
bob1Beach Fanatic
#156
Found one one in NoWal that may be harder to sell.

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Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGBAuthor
#16
Who doesn't use vinyl siding as a shower insert?
James BentwoodBeach Fanatic
#17
Who doesn't use vinyl siding as a shower insert?
Never needs cleaning.
Matt J avatar
Matt JSWGBAuthor
#18
Never needs cleaning.

I have to pressure wash mine every other year, where do you obtain this magical vinyl siding?
bob bob avatar
bob bobBeach Fanatic
#19
I have to pressure wash mine every other year, where do you obtain this magical vinyl siding?
Urine keeps the mold down.
Charles EvansBeach Lover
#20

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