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Top Ten Reasons You Need Pet Butler

NikiBeach Comber
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1. Pet Butler is incredibly affordable. ?It?s a dirty job, but Pet Butler?s gonna doo it! We also pickup small trash and can treat your lawn for Mosquitoes, Ticks and fleas as well as repair yellow spots caused by your pet. Dirty deeds done dirty cheap!
2. The average dog defecates 2 to 3 times each day and produces 10 ounces of waste every time it defecates. That?s a lot of doo!
3. Cleaning up after your pet is disgusting. It?s a dirty job, Pet Butler?s gonna doo it! We are not too cool to get the ?stool?.
4. You are ?too pooped to scoop? and have better things to do with your time. Your dog?s business is our business!
5. Your children deserve a clean Poop-free yard. Pet Butler picks up where your dog left off?
6. Your pet is part of the family and deserves a healthy environment to live and play. We will undo your doggie doo.
7. You are tired of ?stepping out and stepping in it.? Reclaim your yard!
8. 2 to 3 days of dog droppings from 100 dogs contributes enough bacteria and nutrients to temporarily close recreation areas to swimming and shell fishing (US EPA, 1993). Every dog has its Doo.
9. It?s not just the law, it?s your doody. Dog waste is 3rd or 4th on the list of bacteria contributors to polluted waters but is the most easily controlled by proper disposal.
10. We are #1 when it comes to ?#2. We know what we are doing. We service over 50,000 clients each week nationwide and offer a double-your-poop-back guarantee!

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Cork On the Ocean avatar
Cork On the Oceandirectionally challenged
#52
actually, dog poop contains too high nitrogen content to be considered useable fertilzer in it's natural state. also, since dogs are carnivores, their poop has the potential to contain e-coli, not something to have hanging around the yard. another reason to have dog poop picked up by every dog owner, is that the rainwater runoff eventually ends up in every body of water around here. this could cause algae blooms, consuming O2 and cutting off light to anything underwater. and quite frankly, who wants to recreate in sh*t?

approximately 40% of dog owners refuse to pick up their dog's poop. Donna, you must confront your offending neighbor regarding this. she is just a lazy scofflaw, who is not behaving 'neighborly' in any way. there's no reason in the world for you to be financially responsible for her.

jr

Boy John, You really know your sh_t! :floor:
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#53
The tiniest. Only 7 lbs :wub:



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OMG, what a cutie COTO!!!!! I love her!!!!!
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#54
The tiniest. Only 7 lbs :wub:

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:wub::clap_1:
She's a diva!
Cork On the Ocean avatar
Cork On the Oceandirectionally challenged
#55
:wub::clap_1:
She's a diva!

Told you! :lol: I love her to pieces and the feeling is mutual. She's upset now because I put a nude picture of her up. :funn:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#56
Told you! :lol: I love her to pieces and the feeling is mutual. She's upset now because I put a nude picture of her up. :funn:

Are you one of the dreaded puparazzi? Exploiting that baby. :funn:
Cork On the Ocean avatar
Cork On the Oceandirectionally challenged
#57
Are you one of the dreaded puparazzi? Exploiting that baby. :funn:

Not me but I'm sure we're gonna need some of those little sunglasses to keep the puparazzi from hounding her once summer hits and we start spending more time outsode around 30A. Use to bring the cat to Seaside movies with me but never really knew if he liked it or not . She's gonna love it! 😀
NikiBeach ComberAuthor
#58
Re: Pet Butler Dogipot Waste Stations

We are Pet Butler, America?s Pet Waste Cleanup Service. We?ve been ?Picking up Where Pets Leave Off? since 1988.? Pet Butler provides a unique, professional, ?pooper scooper? service to communities across the country. We take care of the disgusting filth and small trash that make residents unhappy and dissatisfied and discourages potential residents.

In addition to our ?scooping? services, we provide, install and maintain attractive ?Dogipot? pet waste stations conveniently located throughout communities to encourage residents to pick up after their pets. These ?Dogipot? pet waste stations are provided at less than the wholesale rate with a 24 month service agreement to remove poop removal and replenish doggie waste bags.

We are the dog owner?s best friend and the Professional Community Manager?s favorite service! Our uniformed technicians are bonded and insured plus all of Pet Butler?s work is completely guaranteed. Pet Butler is #1 in the #2 business providing the highest level of service quality, reliability, thoroughness, hygiene, and courtesy.

If you know of a community that would benefit from Dogipot pet waste stations we would love to give a no obligation free quotation

Yours scooping
Beachlover2 avatar
Beachlover2Beach Fanatic
#59
Enough Niki - we get the idea. :bang: :bang:
John R avatar
John Rneeds to get out more
#60
apparently, there's some company around here that picks up dog poop. :banging:

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