audie avatar
fartblossom
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my friend just sent me this email - i love it !

A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as
she
and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She
then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
and
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that
she
would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for
it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute
best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company
pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

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SoWal Insider
#2
:floor:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#3
:rolling: ...almost as funny as your PM this morning. From audie...


good gravy marie ....
the kitty 'tars are getting worse and worse ....
SoWal Insider
#4
:rolling: ...almost as funny as your PM this morning. From audie...


good gravy marie ....
the kitty 'tars are getting worse and worse ....
You've become quite the saavy computer geek! Are you changing these tars all by yourself?? :clap_1:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#5
You've become quite the saavy computer geek! Are you changing these tars all by yourself?? :clap_1:

now THAT is a friday funny!!!! :floor:

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Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#6
now THAT is a friday funny!!!! :floor:

:biggrin: ...I have other skillz.
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little sugar
#7
Good one Audie :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
#8
:roll: "women".........




:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#9
:clap_1: :funn: . I think Allifunn and Corkybaby might like to work at this Pharmacy. :biggrin:
Gypsea avatar
Beach Fanatic
#10
:floor:
audie avatar
fartblossomAuthor
#11
:clap_1: :funn: . I think Allifunn and Corkybaby might like to work at this Pharmacy. :biggrin:

there would be nothing left when they got finished with him....;-)
Teresa Cline avatar
Beach Fanatic
#12
my friend just sent me this email - i love it !

A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as
she
and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She
then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional
and
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that
she
would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for
it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute
best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company
pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."


:rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :clap_1: :clap_1:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#13
:floor: :floor:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#14
You've become quite the saavy computer geek! Are you changing these tars all by yourself?? :clap_1:
:floor: Kitty???? :floor:

now THAT is a friday funny!!!! :floor:
Amen....:biggrin:

:clap_1: :funn: . I think Allifunn and Corkybaby might like to work at this Pharmacy. :biggrin:
Ya think???????:biggrin:

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