For the ladies....they will understand.
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am.
I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
A girl thing and if you have children you can appreciate it even more.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it. 😀
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SoWal Expert
Kathy, :floor:
You are a trip and a half. Sparkles. :laughing1
You are a trip and a half. Sparkles. :laughing1
got any pics?
I am sitting here shaking my head :rofl:
Beach Fanatic
:floor:
I have one along those same lines.
One night as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulders and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:
Do you have a Dentist appointment too?
I have one along those same lines.
One night as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulders and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:
Do you have a Dentist appointment too?
got any pics?
:floor:
I have one along those same lines.
One night as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulders and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:
Do you have a Dentist appointment too?
Bwahahahahahah :floor: Can't believe either of you typed those out loud :floor:
Beach Fanatic
I can't either. I thought about it for a while.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
Kathy, :floor:
You are a trip and a half. Sparkles. :laughing1
AND Glitter...don't you know she was shinning!!!!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
Too funny LL....:laughing1
Beach Fanatic
Advise for the men:
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22 wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a pleasant view.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitation. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched he go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there a moment and then turned and made a beeline straight for the front door. I headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside and all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy you passed out little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22 wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a pleasant view.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitation. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched he go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there a moment and then turned and made a beeline straight for the front door. I headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside and all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy you passed out little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Beach Fanatic
Advise for the men::lolabove: :floor: :floor: :floor:
Beach Fanatic
Advise for the men:
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22 wore very tight miniskirts and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a pleasant view.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitation. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched he go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there a moment and then turned and made a beeline straight for the front door. I headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside and all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy you passed out little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
:floor:
got any pics?
Advise for the men:
Bwaaahahahahahahahah ROTFLMAO!!! :floor: :floor: :floor:
Beach Lover
Advise for the men:
And the moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Very Good!!!!
Beach Lover
This community never ceases to amaze me... :laughing1 :floor:
Beach Fanatic
KathyDwells, you should be doing stand-up comedy at The Red Bar!
SoWal Expert
KathyDwells, you should be doing stand-up comedy at The Red Bar!
Sign up with SPF 7 Comedy group.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
KathyDwells, you should be doing stand-up comedy at The Red Bar!
Hey, Donna you know I always felt like I missed my calling. That would be so much fun, however I doubt if it would pay as good as my "day" job. Anyway, I can't take credit for all the funnies here, I get them sent to me by friends and family. Just passing them along, for the laughs!!!! I am glad you think they are funny!!!!!
SoWal Expert
Hey, Donna you know I always felt like I missed my calling. That would be so much fun, however I doubt if it would pay as good as my "day" job. Anyway, I can't take credit for all the funnies here, I get them sent to me by friends and family. Just passing them along, for the laughs!!!! I am glad you think they are funny!!!!!
I will buy your drinks, if you will do the comedy. :idontno:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
I will buy your drinks, if you will do the comedy. :idontno:
ALRIGHT!!!! DRINKS.....I am there SJ, now which one of you nice LOCALS are gonna put me up in your LOCAL beach houses, for say...oh, I don't know, about a month??? Yeah, that's the ticket....a month at the beach, doing comedy for all my SoWal buddies. I gotta figure out a way to get out of this cubicle and do that!!! :lolabove:
Beach Lover
Amen to escaping the cubicle! I'm stuck in mine for another 53 minutes... :pissed:
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